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Offline Ortega

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 03:02:47 AM »
"All right, so how does my ass look from 50 feet away!


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 03:31:00 AM »
"Let's see, we got anything- oh that's right, we have a giant. Let's see what he can do."

The preview alone is possibly the funniest I've seen so far.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2007, 06:24:06 AM »
"Is that pitcher's mound talking to me?"


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2007, 06:26:53 AM »
"Enjoy the Goji, Son. Try not to scream as they strip the humanity from your soul."

"His only regret is that he has so few to sacrifice."
"Yeah, I heard the "Few" aren't so happy about it either."

"Looks like the Hot Gates.... just got a little hotter."
"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"The Wolf- I thought it was a metaphor!"

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2007, 12:56:41 PM »
I loved where Xerxes is talking about stripping the Spartans from history's record and Kev says "Can we do that to Kathy Griffin?"




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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2007, 02:54:58 PM »
Something I noticed- besides "THIS IS SPARTA," their riffs around the film's other famous lines were pretty weak, I think. Anyone else get that?


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2007, 11:42:36 PM »
Bill's line of something like "You just had to top my dying words, didn't you, you jerk"


that and red rover had me cracking up


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2007, 05:29:14 AM »
THIS IS RIFFTRAX!
GET OFF MY PLANE!



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2007, 02:51:50 PM »
"Hooray for boiled skulls!"


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2007, 04:45:41 PM »
"This! Is! ... S'PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!!"

And just about any "baby discarding tower" jokes.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2007, 04:56:12 AM »

"Looks like the Hot Gates.... just got a little hotter."
"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2007, 01:09:30 AM »
Ironic statement, or accidental cut and paste in the script?


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2007, 11:31:36 AM »
Jsut started my reauthor.  I think my favorite so far is "This is Spart of a balanced breakfast"

Mine too.  I just about lost it when that line came out.  Bill is the bestaru!


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2007, 03:47:12 PM »
In addition to the those already mentioned -

"Nobody even pushed me......Me neither....."

"Um, we kinda are around"

"So the age of freedom lasted two minutes before it gave way to the age of hate"

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2007, 12:38:47 AM »
Disembaudio's walk-in made me laugh so loud that my roomate came in and told me to shut up because she was trying to sleep and I woke her up... and she sleeps like a... well, something that sleeps quite heavily.
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.