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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2007, 08:26:10 AM »
Building a hidden fortress out of live babies.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2007, 12:30:46 PM »
Rush Limbaugh doing a pole dance where the audience asks for an encore.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2007, 12:27:34 PM »
Joel and Mike riffing together...on Red Dawn!


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2007, 02:12:09 PM »
Jessica Alba bending over in a mini skirt and no heterosexual males in eyeshot turn to look.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2007, 05:49:45 PM »
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan; as Hefers!


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2007, 06:57:30 PM »
Praying to gods from 3 different theologies all at once.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2007, 06:58:44 PM »
acupuncture in your eyes


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2007, 07:13:05 PM »
A cowboy going to work dressed as a gimp.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2007, 07:15:11 PM »
getting a raise after killing the boss


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2007, 07:17:22 PM »
Discovering the Universe's dark secret.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2007, 07:18:12 PM »
the universe began with a sparkler


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2007, 07:58:15 PM »
Smoking a joint wrapped with psychadelic mushroom skin and soaked in LSD during your State of the Union adress.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2007, 07:59:43 PM »
eating ice cream in large amounts can dehydrate you


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2007, 08:00:14 PM »
Wrong thread.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2007, 08:01:41 PM »
if in doubt ask moses