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Offline Junkyard

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Universe Safety Guide
« on: July 09, 2007, 09:00:51 PM »
While looking at a comic called "Buttersafe," I came across this comic:


So, in the interest of maintaining cosmic integrity, what are some other things that can cause the universe to explode?

Using a pen that costs over $200 dollars to write on a valentine with Garfield or Superman's picture on it.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 09:38:44 PM »
HMM.. A Ginormous Cauldrin of Methane Gas?!
Yeah, that could leave a 'Skid Mark' on the Universe!!
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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 10:04:19 PM »
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Thank God we corrected this one in time!
The universe had already begun to fold in on itself the moment these two were handed a Grammy.

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"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3</a>


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 04:14:33 AM »
Inventing a working repellent for a fictional animal.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 08:45:28 AM »
Going to see Les Miserables and not crying at the end.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 09:25:29 AM »
Quote from: daltysmilth
Going to see Les Miserables and not crying at the end.

Cry at the end? I thought that it was a comedy...

-Rude
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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 09:29:19 AM »
Cry at the end? I thought that it was a comedy...

Hmm I felt that way about The Passion of the Christ.

On topic:

Seeing the Grand Canyon for the first time and responding with "Meh!".


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 01:27:59 PM »
Dipping a teabag into hot chocolate.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 09:24:30 PM »
Watching an episode of MST3K and refusing to be affected by a sense of childlike wonder.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 09:27:46 PM »
Watching a Rifftrax version of MST3K: The Movie.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 06:15:52 AM »
Using a microwave to prepare Pop tarts.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 06:19:18 AM »
OR, using a microwave to hard-boil an Egg :gouge:


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 10:45:36 AM »
Or FREEZING a pop tart.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2007, 08:37:18 AM »
Or FREEZING a pop tart.

I've done that.

Putting a popsicle in the toaster.


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Re: Universe Safety Guide
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2007, 08:42:02 AM »
Putting a watermelon in a dehydration machine