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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #840 on: August 10, 2009, 08:58:58 PM »
I'm sure I don't have to say a thing....

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Wow, way to say absolutely nothing explaining your cult, Scientology.

It's life, and it's yours...for a nominal fee.

I saw one of their commercials this weekend on the NFL Channel

Go Scientology! Woo, Scientology! Scientology! Uh, Scientology? Yay, Scientology!  Go Scientology!



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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #841 on: August 11, 2009, 09:09:47 AM »
I'm sure I don't have to say a thing....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1RaKWS6jb4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/h1RaKWS6jb4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Wow, way to say absolutely nothing explaining your cult, Scientology.

It's life, and it's yours will be ours...for a nominal fee.


Fixed it.

I wonder if any of those actors were ever seen again.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #842 on: August 11, 2009, 10:14:47 AM »
I'm sure I don't have to say a thing....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/h1RaKWS6jb4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/h1RaKWS6jb4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Wow, way to say absolutely nothing explaining your cult, Scientology.
Well how many sign ups would they get if they told you something about Scientology.  There is a reason they make people pay thousands of dollars before telling them what they are paying for.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #843 on: August 11, 2009, 11:15:04 AM »
I hate those Safe Auto commercials with Justin Case. God that is a stupid pun. Just In Case...




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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #844 on: August 11, 2009, 11:31:09 AM »
I hate those Safe Auto commercials with Justin Case. God that is a stupid pun. Just In Case...

Sounds like something Mike,Kevin,or Bill would get slapped for saying on a Track.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #845 on: August 11, 2009, 02:02:45 PM »
I thought vets would do the anal sack thing themselves? Of course you'd have to pay for the visit and the clearing of the sacks.

Anyway, I just remembered an ad that I hate tremendously. I think it's for potato chips or something. The thing that really drives me up the walls is the song that plays. This high pitched woman singing "always be tru-u-u-ah-ah-ah" it makes me want to strangle that bag of potato chips!!
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #846 on: August 11, 2009, 03:17:55 PM »
I hate those Safe Auto commercials with Justin Case. God that is a stupid pun. Just In Case...

Sounds like something Mike,Kevin,or Bill would get slapped for saying on a Track.

it is..




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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #847 on: August 11, 2009, 08:29:22 PM »
In the Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego board game, one of the criminals was named Justin Case.  It makes the commercials a little more bearable for me, imagining that the guy used to be a master criminal who stole Grant's Tomb and the Sphinx.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #848 on: August 13, 2009, 11:37:53 AM »
A question to the ad exec who commissioned this (and the equally annoying tv ad):



What part of the name peacock makes you think they are female? You tit.

Unless it's a product used to attract exceptionally fem drag queens. Judging by the one that is almost definitely a bloke, this is a possibility I suppose.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #849 on: August 13, 2009, 12:31:37 PM »
A question to the ad exec who commissioned this (and the equally annoying tv ad):



What part of the name peacock makes you think they are female? You tit.

Unless it's a product used to attract exceptionally fem drag queens. Judging by the one that is almost definitely a bloke, this is a possibility I suppose.

The most insane thing I have seen since The Room.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #850 on: September 09, 2009, 08:29:05 PM »
That damn AT&T cellphone commercial with the tattooed ho "singer"....don't know who she is and don't want to.

"Those other girls you done been with...."   :gouge:

Jeez.....any parent who sees that and doesn't march straight into their kid's room and check that they own nothing this woman has produced....


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #851 on: October 25, 2009, 02:00:39 PM »
Dear god, those crappy McDonalds commerical with the loser guy from Heros SCREAMING during the dice roll....... they seem to be played EVERY commercial break during the football games.

McDonald's, we know that you target idiots who dont care what your grub tastes like, but give me a break.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #852 on: January 24, 2010, 12:52:15 PM »
Another McDonalds commercial with the dipshit telling everyone "dont talk to me until I've had my coffee".

Okay dipshit, I wont.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #853 on: January 24, 2010, 05:13:13 PM »
I hate the new Geico commercials with the bad 40's PI novel looking guy saying stuff like, "Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?  Did the Waltons take way too long to say good night?"

The other one I used to hate were those acid trip, overcolored, CGI, monotone, sort of ryming Comcast commercials that end with C - O - M - C - A - S - T.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #854 on: January 25, 2010, 12:06:59 AM »
As a late-night TV viewer, I feel I've had just about enough of this one:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WYS5NtRXlZQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/WYS5NtRXlZQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>