Commercials We HATE

[Mr. 420]

I also hate 99% of the anit-drug / smoking ads....i usually end up lighting one up after everyone one of those damned commercials

[RVR II]

Lighting what?!
a Cig, or a J??

[acoletterose]

HUH. Haven't seen him yet, as I'm originally from Buffalo myself.. BUT,
My family & I bailed from Buffalo to the south east after the Blizzard of 77, so I guess he wasn't around back in the 70's.. Or was he??

Back then he was too busy learning techniques from Satan to be on TV. Although I have to admit, that commercial I found was the tamest commercial I have ever seen. Usually he screams into microphone and jumps up and down. I have abandoned TV so maybe he's less evil.

You know what that calls for...
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I personally hate diamonds and those commercials. If my dad hadn't been in the room when I saw that episode I'm sure that I would have laughed at it... As it was, he laughed and I shuddered.

[RVR II]

OK.. Maybe that's a good thing I haven't seen him.. Yet..

[Tripe]

Do the above the influence PSAs count?


Oh god I saw another priceless one yesterday.

I shall seek it out and post in later but suffice to say it suggests that pot is bad while apparently advocating the use of ether or highly concentrated acid.

[Dim of the Yard]

I second the Billy Fucillo's commercials.  I get it, man; we can save a lot if we buy a crappy car from you.  You're just scaring away the customers by yelling at them like that.

Since I'm on the topic of yelling, I must bring up the Oxy-Clean commercials.  The guy is advertising a cleaning agent, for crying out loud; does he really have to shout like he's trying to be heard over Niagara Falls?  And I can't imagine why he'd be really, really happy about showing us how shiny this stuff can make pennies.  Pennies are useless, anyways.  They're just good for taking up space in your wallet and making tip jars look full.  Why make 'em really shiny?

And anything with a Geico caveman annoys me.  They don't yell in some of the commercials, but they're grating, anyway.

[Junkyard]

Oh, the bears wiping their asses and trying to be cute about it- That's always fun. Yeah, we get it, Bears shit in the woods, a funny phrase modified into a cutesey commercial. Move the hell on.

[Pak-Man]

I'm sure anyone who watches Comedy Central with any frequency can relate to my hatred of Enzite commercials...

[RVR II]

Oh Yeah.. Enzite, Viagra, etc.
ENOUGH OF THIS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION B.S. ALREADY!!

[Dim of the Yard]

And why is it that shampoo commercials are more alluring than commercials for products that are supposed to help you get over erectile dysfunction?  It just seems kind of weird.

[Tripe]

And why is it that shampoo commercials are more alluring than commercials for products that are supposed to help you get over erectile dysfunction?  It just seems kind of weird.

I think it might have to do with that fact that the former feature young women showering while the latter feature portly old men who can't get it up.

I know which I prefer to watch, who's with me?

[Junkyard]

Yeah, I'd rather watch a woman pretend to orgasm to her shampoo to a man insinuate that he has an erection even as he is filmed.

[RVR II]

OOHH YYEEEAAAHH!!! (MMM.. Bomp, Bomp!)

[Tripe]

OOHH YYEEEAAAHH!!! (MMM.. Bomp, Bomp!)

Was that a response to shampoo commercials or a way on introducing the Kool-Aid man?

[RVR II]

The Kool-Aid Jug introducing the Hot, Shampooing Women!!
AWW YEAH.. DAS RIGHT!!