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Commercials We HATE
« on: July 08, 2007, 05:51:10 PM »
What are some commercials or types of commercials that really irk you?

I myself have one specific commerical, and one type:

Specific commercial: Advertising Stay-On lipstick of some kind, a beautiful woman goes up to some guy and gives him a playful kiss on the cheek, leaving a lip-print. A moment later, instead of resonding to her affections, the prick, with a disgusted look on his face, annoyedly tries to wipe the lipstick off his face. AFRAID SHE SMUDGED YOUR MAKE UP, YOU BITCHY EUNICH?!
CATHARTIC KILLING TIME!


The more genral variety I hate is the one where people are eating something, and they appear to be having euphoric amounts of fun doing it. Humans don't have that much fun eating frikkin' mac-n'-cheese.


What advertisments drive you crazy?


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 05:53:17 PM »

I WON'T EVEN BUY THEIR SH*T NOW!!


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 05:55:10 PM »
What are some commercials or types of commercials that really irk you?

I myself have one specific commerical, and one type:

Specific commercial: Advertising Stay-On lipstick of some kind, a beautiful woman goes up to some guy and gives him a playful kiss on the cheek, leaving a lip-print. A moment later, instead of resonding to her affections, the prick, with a disgusted look on his face, annoyedly tries to wipe the lipstick off his face. AFRAID SHE SMUDGED YOUR MAKE UP, YOU BITCHY EUNICH?!
CATHARTIC KILLING TIME!


The more genral variety I hate is the one where people are eating something, and they appear to be having euphoric amounts of fun doing it. Humans don't have that much fun eating frikkin' mac-n'-cheese.


What advertisments drive you crazy?
By the way.. Great Sketch work again as always!


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 06:25:24 PM »
Great drawings indeed!

The ones that  bother me is when companies have people overly praising how great their product is and how wonderful the company is.

The prime example of this is stupid blockbuster ads when they dropped their late fees.   They had people dropping to their knees with tears in their eyes and praising blockbuster with "thank you, thank you, thank you" like they were thanking the lord for giving their crops rain.   Pompus asses.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 06:32:15 PM »
Or Anything that "HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!!" is YELLING at you about ;getting you to buy what ever it is he's YELLING ABOUT THROUGH THE ENTIRE COMMERCIAL!!


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 06:33:13 PM »
Commercials We HATE?


Um, yes.  All of them.


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 06:38:28 PM »
More specifically, the ones that you are a captive audience for like the car commercials and abc family fall lineup ones that they play in the theaters before movies.   

I would however, love to see Geico do one of their 15 second ones with just a guy dressed up as Jesus that says- Jesus Saves... 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico. 


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 06:40:26 PM »
OR


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 06:53:31 PM »
Every commercial featuring Jared Fogle
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 07:54:13 PM »
Oh, and all diamond commercials!
"Your woman won't be able to understand your affections unless you buy her an intentionally expensive, price controlled rock mined by near-slave labor."


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 07:57:35 PM »
OH MAN.. You're Not Kidding!! Anything catering to Women in General!
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 08:23:42 PM »
Oh, and all diamond commercials!
"Your woman won't be able to understand your affections unless you buy her an intentionally expensive, price controlled rock mined by near-slave labor."

You know what that calls for...

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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 08:30:35 PM »
Most of you aren't subjected to Billy Fucillo's car commercials. He started in Grand Island (by Niagara Falls and Buffalo), my hometown. I thought that I had escaped him when I left for college. Alas, he has followed me to Rochester. Apparently he has extended his grasp to Florida as well. His commercials basically involve him telling people that his car sales are HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE BUFFALO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He has TV commercials, Radio commercials, I even get to see his giant likeness painted on the side of buses. It's a picture of him lying on tope of a giant HUGE. And he has enough money to have his commercial played on every major station for EVERY break.

Watch at your own risk.
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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 08:36:27 PM »
HUH. Haven't seen him yet, as I'm originally from Buffalo myself.. BUT,
My family & I bailed from Buffalo to the south east after the Blizzard of 77, so I guess he wasn't around back in the 70's.. Or was he??


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Re: Commercials We HATE
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 08:54:56 PM »
Guys like him, and Richard Kessler, (our local diamond asshole,) exist forever in both directions.