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[Cthulhu Bob]

This show and Terminator 3 pretty much pissed all over any continuity that the first two movies set up.

I know that this is an earlier post but I just had to point out that you are annoyed by continuity errors in a movie and TV series that actively tries to destroy continuity  . (Ow, my head hurts now)

The 2nd ep was pretty darn good too IMO. The previews for next week looked cool though the weird shaky cam effect on them was very annoying and rather pointless.

[BBQ Platypus]

But as soon as they had Reese become John's father, logic went out the window, and now it's a ridiculous implausible mess. At least it's fun.

Actually, it's quite possible that such a thing could happen.  Traveling through time creates an ALTERNATE timeline (effectively an alternate universe).  Originally, John Connor's formative years were likely far more ordinary.  He also in all likelihood had a different father.  Ever see Back to the Future?  Doc Brown'll explain it all.

Problem with that is that in order for it all to happen and make sense, Reese would not only have had to travel back in time, but jump across to a different timeline as well.

Actually, he wouldn't have to.  He would CREATE a different, divergent timeline just by traveling back in time to a place and time where he previously wasn't present.  All previous events remain the same - the NEW timeline branches off from the old one.

[Sideswipe]

Actually, he wouldn't have to.  He would CREATE a different, divergent timeline just by traveling back in time to a place and time where he previously wasn't present.  All previous events remain the same - the NEW timeline branches off from the old one.

yep, just like in Back to the Future II

[jetjaguar15]

So...how many episodes do you figure before John gets it on with the robot?

Why do you think he sent himself that particular model of Terminator?

"I am... Fully functional!"

[bettertomorrowamy]

So...how many episodes do you figure before John gets it on with the robot?

Why do you think he sent himself that particular model of Terminator?

"I am... Fully functional!"

Yeah but does "fully functional" mean ovaries and a uterus?

[bratpop]

WAIT a minute... THIS John Connor is a total WEENIE. Maybe he sent back a hot chick robot for him to bang so they can make a hot chick robot John Connor baby who is half cyborg and all badass? The future leader of robobabykind. Yes, I can see it now. Hot chick robots and weenies living together in harmony. Hot gay stripper robots living with butch women. Robot dogs and cats making robocatdog babies. Cars that transform into other cars. Mr. Coffees in the senate. Skynet keeping tabs on Britney's personal life. Keanu Reeves and K1O Reevesbot indistinguishable from each other. A Claire Danes in every household. Will Smith Scientology detective robots solving crimes and recruiting people to protect them from the scum of the universe. Whoa. We don't have to live in a matrix, dude. We can totally DO the robots!

[Sideswipe]

pure robots > cyborgs.

[bratpop]

Pure robots = Scientologists.

[Sideswipe]

Ive never heard a robot say anything about Xenu or giving birth to babies with out making noises.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Ive never heard a robot say anything about Xenu or giving birth to babies with out making noises.

Ah, but you're forgetting the episode of Transformers where Optimus explains to the rest of the Autobots about his Thetan Levels, and how he and the rest of the Autobots must begin robbing banks so that they can pay the "Church" so that they can continually monitor their Thetan Levels and by so doing defeat Megatron and his Mormon Decepticons.

[Tripe]

Ive never heard a robot say anything about Xenu or giving birth to babies with out making noises.

You won't hear many Scientologist saying much about the first one either, and those that have paid enough to hear the punchline don't tend to talk about it. Perhaps they are "profoundly moved" by what they've read.

[Tyrant]

WAIT a minute... THIS John Connor is a total WEENIE. Maybe he sent back a hot chick robot for him to bang so they can make a hot chick robot John Connor baby who is half cyborg and all badass? The future leader of robobabykind. Yes, I can see it now. Hot chick robots and weenies living together in harmony. Hot gay stripper robots living with butch women. Robot dogs and cats making robocatdog babies. Cars that transform into other cars. Mr. Coffees in the senate. Skynet keeping tabs on Britney's personal life. Keanu Reeves and K1O Reevesbot indistinguishable from each other. A Claire Danes in every household. Will Smith Scientology detective robots solving crimes and recruiting people to protect them from the scum of the universe. Whoa. We don't have to live in a matrix, dude. We can totally DO the robots!

   And thusly, we've got the plot for Terminator 4.

[Pak-Man]

I'd think a Terminator would be too demanding in bed. Who can perform with, "Come with me if you want to live" hanging over your head? :^)

[Tripe]

 

Nothing makes you learn perfect timing like the threat of death.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Your assuming Terminators need to have an orgasm.