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« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2020, 04:43:12 PM »


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« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2020, 04:54:00 PM »
Got confirmation that I'm considered 'essential' since I work for the U.S. Post Office ..


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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2020, 07:00:42 AM »
Had to laugh at this email, a birthday greeting from Independence Blue Cross that says:

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Get discounts on amusement park tickets, movie tickets, sporting events, and more with Blue Insider.

Yay, all stuff that is shut down...

 


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« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2020, 08:07:12 AM »
I've got a nice stack of Email birthday coupons being sent to me that all say dine-in only.


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« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2020, 03:41:49 PM »
Because of panic buying the lack of toilet paper and laundry bleach is going to have one lasting social problem.

All those poor kids scarred for life, stuck with the nickname "skid mark". 

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« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2020, 05:07:17 AM »
i started re-watching the good place. it's very comforting.



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Re: List CoronaVirus jokes ( and/or dumb rumors ) here!
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2020, 05:59:31 PM »
https://www.insider.com/kansas-official-coronavirus-isnt-problem-here-because-few-chinese-2020-3

Kansas official says coronavirus isn't a problem because there aren't many Chinese people there.

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A Kansas Republican (Marvin Rodriguez) told other county commissioners that he didn't think there was a coronavirus issue locally because there were few Chinese people in the area.

 :speechless: It doesn't work that way...


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« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2020, 06:19:13 PM »
Finally got the point across to my foreign higher ups that their down playing concerns of U.S. employees because numbers of infected here is less then in other countries where we have locations isn't what the message they should be pushing... analogy I used...I have an accident where 5 of my fingers get cut off at the same time you have an accident where you have both arms cut off...you saying that at least I still have 2 good arms and 5 fingers totally discounts the fact that I just lost 5 fingers. Brutal, but finally got them to understand.


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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2020, 11:38:32 PM »
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