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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2020, 10:16:43 AM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2020, 10:45:46 AM »
You told people I lured children to my gingerbread house!!!
Yeah! That was just a lie!


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2020, 10:48:56 AM »
OK, don't panic; remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day.

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2020, 11:29:51 AM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2020, 02:14:55 PM »
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2020, 10:56:49 AM »

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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2020, 01:03:29 PM »
Just about anything from Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.

Troy McClure: I'm Troy McClure and you may remember from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership '79.

Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "no money down".
Lionel Hutz: Oh, they got this all screwed up.
[Ads punctuation to change ad from "Works on contingency No money down"  to "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
Bart: So you don't work on a contingency basis?
Lionel Hutz: No, money down! Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2020, 01:51:10 PM »
Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2020, 07:46:48 PM »
Ow my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2020, 08:03:20 AM »
"Smithers, this plague doesn't scare me, I've constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out...... Who the devil are you?"


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2020, 07:49:27 AM »
relevant:

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