The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Come up with the most ridiculous ones you can think of.

I play an exceptional game of Breastes Hold-em Poke-her.

[Hazzah]

After the torture scene, it would suprise me if 007 were to develop a certain type of fetish!

From then on, he will insist on being called:

Bondage, James Bondage.

[mrbasehart]

"May I have...sexual intercourse with you?"

Dammit!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Oh! Looks like Basehart pulled a Kevin.


That wasn't a sexual innuendo.





Or was it...

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Would you care to golden my gun?

[MarkAndrew]

I think Goldfinger topped anything I could think of:
"My name is Pussy Galore".

[aneel]

How about you defuse my doomsday device.

I think you will find my ejector seat quite operational.

Why don't you try reversing the polarity on my flux capacitor?

Want to see what happens when I put my 240V plug in your 120V socket?  What's the matter, can't handle direct current?

Ridiculous enough for you?  Ok, I will stop now before I need a cold shower.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Nice. That's what I wanna see. Now hop on it.

[Raven]

My favorite one of all time was on Win Ben Steins Money-

I'll hold her interest until the moment of Withdrawl. 

[Trekker4747]

The one in "Casino Royale" that always makes me chuckle is when Vespa tells Bond he can have her anywhere she wants.

"Did she just invite Bond to sodomize her?"

[AmazingThor]

Would you like to tie me to a chair and pulverize my genitalia?

[gammer]

Sorry to go off in a different (but slightly related) direction.

But do you remember the outtakes at the end of Grumpy old Men?

Burgess Meredith, as Grandpa, is shown acting out different versions
of one scene (A245/84B or A246/84B).  Presumably the nature of the
scene meant that the choice of which version to use had to be made
later.

Grandpa's lines were as follows.

Take 1: He's just seen Chuck enter the
home of Ariel.

Take 2: Looks like he's going to enter the holy of holies .. coitus
uninterruptus.

Take 5: Look's like Chuck's slipping her the old salami.

Take 7: Looks like Chuck's going to put the hotdog in the bun.

Take 13: Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl.. Meeeeoowwwwww

Take 13 (also): Looks like Chuck's taking the old log to the beaver

Take 14: Look's like Chuck's gonna bury his boner.

Take 10: Look's like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town.

Take 16: Look's like Chuck's taking a ride on the wild balony pony.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Skin boat to tuna town.. 

[RandyMistie]

I've got something about kicking someone out of bed for eating crackers... but I don't think it's Bond related...

[SaucyRossy]

Wanna play the bone flute? It sings quite well with the right touch.