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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #150 on: June 07, 2007, 10:17:39 AM »
You can't kill something that's already dead. But I think an Ank and a few choice verses from the Book of the Dead could do it.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #151 on: June 07, 2007, 04:37:44 PM »
Amusing thoughts and the correct use of words.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #152 on: June 07, 2007, 05:20:19 PM »
The refraction of our atmosphere bends the Sun's light precisley into the blue spectrum. A few minor differences in composition, size, or distance, and we'd be under a green sky.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #153 on: June 07, 2007, 05:26:11 PM »
Up your ass and to the left.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #154 on: June 07, 2007, 05:32:00 PM »
Cause I was just kissing YO MAMMA.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #155 on: June 07, 2007, 05:34:29 PM »
I think that should be it.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #156 on: June 07, 2007, 06:58:41 PM »
A fine and respectable lady.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #157 on: June 07, 2007, 07:21:32 PM »
Ask Dr. F., he went to Evilos!

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #158 on: June 07, 2007, 08:25:54 PM »
BECAUSE IT'S 83 DEGREES AND HUMID. GET OFF MY CASE.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #159 on: June 08, 2007, 10:06:04 PM »
That guy...no, over there...NO...HIM!

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #160 on: June 09, 2007, 07:48:30 AM »
People with too much time on their hands, I imagine.

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #161 on: June 09, 2007, 12:52:55 PM »
For every sequel, there must first bew a prequel
--Socrates

Who wants to really see Bill and Ted in yet another adventure?
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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #162 on: June 09, 2007, 03:03:49 PM »
That coulb be... depressing. And yet....

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #163 on: June 09, 2007, 03:41:24 PM »
A robot pirate ninja riding a robot ninja dinosaur!

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Re: A slightly different questions game
« Reply #164 on: June 09, 2007, 07:53:35 PM »
Yes. Unfortunately it will be written and directed by Albert Brooks.


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