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Offline Darth Geek

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5250 on: January 02, 2019, 07:45:09 AM »
And I'm alllll out of bubblegum. Ok, I actually never carry any bubblegum, I just use it as an excuse for random bouts of violence.

The next poster is never violent.



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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5251 on: January 04, 2019, 06:58:36 AM »
For the most part anyway. I mean, I've had the occasional bout or two leading to some decapitations, but who hasn't?

The next poster is really lucky.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5252 on: January 06, 2019, 08:44:24 AM »
You found me out!  But you'll still never get me Lucky Charms!

The next poster is a brilliant detective.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5253 on: January 08, 2019, 07:27:41 AM »
Why, just yesterday, I found my own ass with just *one* hand and a flashlight!

The next poster needs no introduction.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5254 on: January 09, 2019, 06:16:34 AM »
Because I'll be forgotten about moments later.

The next poster can make really cool snowmen.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5255 on: January 21, 2019, 06:55:59 AM »
The hardest part is keeping them cool before they melt.

The next poster looks really fly.



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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5256 on: January 21, 2019, 07:58:19 AM »
So be very afraid.

The next poster is innocent, I tells ya!


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5257 on: January 23, 2019, 07:47:24 AM »
I'm Abe Lincoln.



The next poster can do everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in high heels.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5258 on: January 25, 2019, 06:21:02 AM »
Though the most notable thing I do is die.

The next poster is an expert florist.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5259 on: January 30, 2019, 06:47:54 AM »
I certainly am very good at hating flowers. I'm not a racist. But I am a die-hard florist.

The next poster always plays the ball where it lies.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5260 on: February 01, 2019, 08:51:54 AM »
Which makes me a bad basketball player.

The next poster is a curious cat.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5261 on: February 11, 2019, 01:09:25 PM »
And what I'm curious about is... do you have catnip huh any catnip man come on i'm jonesin maaan just a little catnip i'll let you watch me lick myself hey where you goin'...?

The next poster is this year's MVP.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5262 on: February 11, 2019, 01:21:00 PM »
Finally, I'm the most valuable primate.

The next poster knows magic.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5263 on: February 12, 2019, 06:50:28 AM »
Yeah. Nice guy. Heckuva b-ball player. One of the Lakers' best.

The next poster can play a guitar just like he's ringing a bell.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5264 on: February 15, 2019, 12:06:34 PM »
i.e. swinging it around with a rope and yelling "Sanctuaaaary!"

The next poster would do anything for love, but won't do *that*.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."