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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5010 on: November 07, 2017, 10:26:03 AM »
Now if I could just come up with something that rhymes with "wonderful lounge"...

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5011 on: November 08, 2017, 09:27:06 AM »
Wait, am I a puppy or a gun?  Regardless, I am warm.

The next poster is punk as hell.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5012 on: November 09, 2017, 09:33:55 AM »
...well, ok, I got punked in a Chucky Cheese.  That's close, right?

The next poster leads an inspiring life.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5013 on: November 10, 2017, 10:56:13 AM »
In that I inspire people to lead better ones than mine.

The next poster is great at physical comedy.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5014 on: November 13, 2017, 07:38:37 AM »
My doctor nearly died laughing during my last physical.

The next poster gives until it hurts.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5015 on: November 13, 2017, 09:36:22 AM »
And people have stopped asking me to give them my teeth.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5016 on: November 14, 2017, 08:34:22 AM »
If that were true, you wouldn't be alive to announce that.

The next poster has really big hooters.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5017 on: November 14, 2017, 12:57:05 PM »
I can't be clever or coy.  I have magnificent breasts.  My doctor tells me this is a problem called "obesity".

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5018 on: November 15, 2017, 02:17:06 PM »
...which is a step up from the Hustler shack I used to have.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5019 on: November 16, 2017, 12:45:03 PM »
And EXACTLY four nothings.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5020 on: November 16, 2017, 01:21:01 PM »
I even had one of my works made into a movie -- the Flying Non.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5021 on: November 17, 2017, 09:50:23 AM »
Specifically D.

The next poster is a friend with benefits!


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5022 on: November 22, 2017, 06:40:50 AM »
Yes I have friends, so I guess logically that makes me a friend to these other people.

I also have benefits.  My employer gives me medical, dental, vision, paid time off, a special debit card that lets me pay for parking with pre-tax funds, as well as other benefits I do not avail myself of.

The next poster is able to organize and score an entire List of Crap in his head.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5023 on: November 22, 2017, 04:23:56 PM »
1.  Poop
2. Doody
3. Shart...

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5024 on: November 27, 2017, 01:15:25 PM »
...though I'm not sure why GPS-enabled urinals are a thing now.

The next poster adds that touch of class to everything he/she does.
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