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What was the dumbest scene/line/thing/character in the whole movie?

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"
11 (4.5%)
Count Dookie
8 (3.3%)
"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe"
7 (2.9%)
That horrible big fat grubby diner alien
6 (2.4%)
"TELL US, TELL US NOW!"
5 (2%)
"I Love the water."
15 (6.1%)
"I don't like the sand"
18 (7.3%)
Any yoda line aka "Our judgment she must respect!"
3 (1.2%)
Yoda's stupid fart-powered hoverbored
1 (0.4%)
"MEESA ACCEPT WITH MOOEY MOOEY HOOMILITY!"
14 (5.7%)
Anakin whining about Ob-Wan
8 (3.3%)
Padme telling Anakin not to grow up too fast
7 (2.9%)
Dorme
0 (0%)
When Jar Jar took Amidala's place... WHY THE HELL DID'NT SOMEONE ASSASSINATE HIM?!
13 (5.3%)
Their obsessive compulsion with having to say "May the force be with you" and then the standard reply every other 10 minutes!@
3 (1.2%)
THe seemingly last-minute tacked on scene of  the all-jedi battle at the end
4 (1.6%)
Kamino Sabredarts
1 (0.4%)
The long-necked aliens who don't even look HALF as realistic as the aliens in close encounters of the third kind!!!!
4 (1.6%)
The ridiculous idea of an invisible planet which has been done in countless Star Trek episodes but worse yet expanding on the idea and focusing on it for a full 20 minutes!
8 (3.3%)
"I'm worried that kiss won't become a scar"
13 (5.3%)
Why would Dookie Poodoo want to hide the existence of the clone army anyways? (Wasn't that just a massively pointless story direction?)
6 (2.4%)
The wonderfully exciting political discussion scenes.
14 (5.7%)
"I'm just a normal man trying to make my way in the universe"
4 (1.6%)
Anakin becoming the man with the golden arm
2 (0.8%)
The 20 minute flying car chase sequence
7 (2.9%)
The fact that those worthless andy-dick like droids from the first movie are still being used!
6 (2.4%)
THe "Legislative youth program"
7 (2.9%)
The name... JANGO
0 (0%)
Jango sounding like Steve Irwin
2 (0.8%)
The complete lack of inspiration whatsoever for the entire duration of the film
9 (3.7%)
Finally... despite everything, nothing important happens in the whole damn movie.
10 (4.1%)
Hiring Haydn Christensen for this and the next film
8 (3.3%)
Java Juice
1 (0.4%)
This is where the fish lives!
3 (1.2%)
The fact that because of this movie, Boba Fetts voice was overdubbed in the "Special edition" of the Empire Strikes Back DVD
6 (2.4%)
ALL OF THE ABOVE
9 (3.7%)
The YODA FIGHT SCENE
2 (0.8%)

Total Members Voted: 42

Voting closed: February 11, 2008, 05:41:15 PM


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Offline Hazzah

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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2007, 03:47:43 PM »
I think the subtitle "Attack of the Clones" is worthy of a mention itself.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2007, 03:52:14 PM »
I think the results of the voting prove that almost any frame of the movie was the stupidest thing in the movie.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2007, 08:12:24 PM »
The name Emerson Greedo now enjoys a certain understated dignity thanks to Elan Sleazebaggano.

NOTE: While it may or may not be Greedo's real first name, I always thought it he looked like an Emerson.

I will henceforth always refer to him as Emerson Greedo. Thank you.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2007, 08:15:22 PM »
The name Emerson Greedo now enjoys a certain understated dignity thanks to Elan Sleazebaggano.

NOTE: While it may or may not be Greedo's real first name, I always thought it he looked like an Emerson.

I will henceforth always refer to him as Emerson Greedo. Thank you.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2007, 09:52:36 PM »
Full name? Emerson Greedo Palmer.
Man, that would make me glad he got zapped.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2007, 10:50:13 PM »
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Dear friends, I have added all your wonderful ideas to the poll. 

no you left off the yoda fight scene which i STILL think is the dumbest thing in the movie

in regards to jar jar, with this movie we DO learn one thing, the empororer was ONLY able to take control of the senate and thus become the emperor because jar jar was duped into tabling a motion.  Therefore everything REALLY REALLY is jar jars fault


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2007, 09:00:27 AM »
no you left off the yoda fight scene which i STILL think is the dumbest thing in the movie
I just added it.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2007, 03:39:48 AM »
i appreciate it thanks man


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2007, 06:47:24 AM »
I have to vote for Jar-Jar.  You go from an annoying, moronic bastard to a supposedly regal Senator who's now so intelligent, you are convincing an entire senate of the best and most intelligent folks in the galaxy to do what you want them to.  Please. Jar-Jar should be cleaning the Senate toilets.

No matter how you slice it, Jar Jar is still an annoying, moronic bastard regardless of what he's doing.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2007, 05:33:49 AM »
"Deathsticks-guy" also bore a remarkable resemblance to an Andorian....
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2007, 08:51:17 AM »
Jango sounding like Steve Irwin was one thing, having the same actor re-do Boba's voice for the Empire Strikes Back DVD stands as the biggest sin Attack of the Clones commits.

This is one reason why I waited until Lucas released both theatrical and mangled versions of the movie. I like the original Boba Fett voice because it sounds more tough and menacing.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2007, 09:54:18 AM »
I'm guessing you guys haven't seen Once were Warriors.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2007, 06:49:57 PM »
Interesting detail, the reason the Geonosans (mud wasps) were shown with plans for the Death Star was a response to Kevin Smith according to Lucas' commentary.  The infamous rant about Return of the Jedi in Clerks apparently got back to Lucas, the one where Randal goes on about how the people building the second Death Star were killed despite being independent contractors and not necessarily evil.  Lucas established that these evil aliens were behind the design of the Death Star to show that indeed evil was punished both times the Death Star was blown off.

I'm posting this in the stupidest things thread because of how Lucas completely missed the point.  He established the designers of the Death Star were evil, ignoring the fact that someone else probably was doing the physical building.  Whoops.
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