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Offline Darth Geek

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Favorite lines
« on: December 23, 2015, 08:27:22 PM »
Paper Pepper little bit, who's a bossy little *beep*

These are my whoopass boots.
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Offline CJones

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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2015, 08:01:15 AM »
"Great, the last time a white guy in a red suit showed up we got colonized."

"This seems safe", "Yeah yeah, you're gonna tie my son up and have him manipulate a real torch with his head, but the fairy lady's wearing WHAT!"

"Women, they're always like 'This seems fatally stupid blah blah blah'" - And yet, it's the girl who decides to check out the Ogre's forest for no reason.


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2015, 09:59:17 AM »
This is only going to get worse before it gets better.

And something about the Ogre eating the dog.
I survived the San Diego Comic Con 2010 Hall H stabbing.


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2015, 10:47:33 AM »
African Kid: There won't be any presents.
Riff:  No Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champions T-shirts.

As a Bills fan, I do want to visit whichever village that is that thinks that the Bills were unstoppable dynasty in the early 90s.


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2015, 10:23:08 PM »
I wonder if when they give those shirts out if they tell the recipients the story of them. Like, "Hey, this team totally lost and didn't make it into the Super Bowl/World Series/Final Four/Whatever, so don't get *too* excited about this if you ever meet someone from The West."

I know it's a shirt and the people there don't care about the sports-event on them and I think it's great we give those shirts to those people because of the contrast between the shirts having to be made early for selling even though making them could be for naught if there's a loss.   But it's still one of those things like, what if one of those African kids makes it to America and is all "Wooooo!!! The Royals won the World Series in 2014!!!"  And people are like, "No, they totally didn't."



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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2016, 05:48:24 PM »
"Trade sheep for wheat?"
"You know I have neither!"
"Catan Famine Edition sucks."

"But I'm Santa Claus!", "Yeah right, and I'm a terrorist in a Christmas movie... Oh wait, I am"

Hey, terrorists in Christmas movies is a time honored tradition dating back to Die Hard.