Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilertastic Thread

[Pak-Man]

If you've seen the movie or you know stuff, or you WANT spoilers, here's the thread where you don't have to worry about tagging them! I'll get things started:

Darth Vader is Luke's Father!

[RVR II]

Do Luke and Leah kiss again??

[Tripe]

Do Luke and Leah kiss again??

A full five minute shag scene "Ain't neither of us having kids now Luke, let's get this out of the way".

[RVR II]

Do Luke and Leah kiss again??

A full five minute shag scene "Ain't neither of us having kids now Luke, let's get this out of the way".

Then in comes Lando with his Colt 45 and says "This deal is getting better all the time"

[Tripe]

 

[Compound]

So, looking for some fun while watching? Here's the Force Awakens bingo card, courtesy of Darth & Droids.

They haven't seen it, so it's all guesses from them. Refresh for a new card.

[The Lurker]

I wasn't sure where to put this.

From @Nash076's Twitter (Sorry about the formatting):

I'm spoiler hunting on Reddit, and the funniest thing is happening:

The main source of TFA info is a guy who's actually seen the movie.

He's also the type who needs to movie explained to him.

You ever sit through a movie where someone is asking you "What's happening?" *as they're watching the movie with you?*

That's this guy.

It is single handedly one of the greatest feats of unintentional trolling I have ever witnesses.  Bless his heart.

This is a dude who equates "doesn't see someone escape" with "this character is dead," and he's their only current source for SW spoilers.

Reddit is gnawing their own limbs off over this guy, and it's a beautiful, beautiful thing to behold.

This is someone who upon seeing the end of A New Hope would deduce that Darth Vader was dead.

I'm *in tears of laughter.*

[Tripe]

I wish he'd link to the thread.

[Imrahil]

I read the guy's comments. They're not at all like that. His complaints are basically that most of the characters lack any real motivation for what they're doing (Finn in particular, he says, seems to just kind of wander around).

At another point he says that some of the dialogue is pretty bad; the bad guy at one point says "I'm conflicted," out loud, to show that...well, you know.

[The Lurker]

I wasn't trying to say that they were the same person.

[Imrahil]

Here's the guy. You can go find the threads he's responding to, but here's all his comments.
https://www.reddit.com/user/barrygibbFan

[anais.butterfly]

Ugh. I had to skip all the posts, and I won't be able to see any responses until Friday, but I came up with this profound stoner thought:

What if the story is an exact metaphor for Isil vs Us and Isil is the bad side and the force/rebel are the good side and this movie causes everyone to fight Isil and peace and happiness forever!


And Bernie is elected president.

[Tripe]

I grew up in a theatre town, there's only so many times you can be surprised by plot twists if you see them every third season.

But seeing the way things are designed, the way scenes are played, that is really quite difficult to spoil, even if I see pictures of sets and props, you know?
I just went and read the plot and now I'm more interested in seeing how it plays out.

Oh and...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EU is dead my arse, looks like a certain Darth just has a different name but his status and parentage, possibly sibling relationships too, remains

...

[Quantum Vagina]

I grew up in a theatre town, there's only so many times you can be surprised by plot twists if you see them every third season.

But seeing the way things are designed, the way scenes are played, that is really quite difficult to spoil, even if I see pictures of sets and props, you know?
I just went and read the plot and now I'm more interested in seeing how it plays out.

Oh and...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EU is dead my arse, looks like a certain Darth just has a different name but his status and parentage, possibly sibling relationships too, remains

...

Where did you read the plot at?

[Tripe]

The non baffled reditt thread I think.