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Offline Junkyard

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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #345 on: May 21, 2007, 08:16:35 PM »
DIE, UNDEAD SPAWN OF- Oh, wait. That's just an overbite! And you're just an insomniac!
I'm perfectly safe after all!


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #346 on: May 21, 2007, 08:22:23 PM »
I do wear black a lot...and I was born in Transylvania.
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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #347 on: May 21, 2007, 08:22:40 PM »
I'm perfectly safe after all!

Hey... Junkyard... old buddy. Wanna help me practice axe-throwing?

*hands you a dartboard*

Now don't flinch.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #348 on: May 21, 2007, 08:28:50 PM »
Thank God I wore my chain mail tunic and titanium cup!

By the way, I recently passed into "Big Montana" territory- What the hell are those brown things under the title?


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #349 on: May 21, 2007, 08:30:24 PM »
Thank God I wore my chain mail tunic and titanium cup!

By the way, I recently passed into "Big Montana" territory- What the hell are those brown things under the title?

Big, juicy roast beef sandwiches full of dripping beef on top of more beef and yet more beef, mister vegetarian.

Apparently a Big Montana is an Arby's recipe that someone at Rifftrax HQ likes.
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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #350 on: May 21, 2007, 08:34:24 PM »
Dude, you're right. I feel so... dirty.
Okay, I hope you won't mind if I just post individual words for the next...lessee... what, 250 posts? Or a full 500 before the next change?


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #351 on: May 21, 2007, 08:37:37 PM »
Pretend it's a corn patty soaked in soy sauce.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #352 on: May 21, 2007, 08:40:46 PM »
"Corn Patty?"
Just what do you think we Vegetarians survive on?


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« Reply #353 on: May 21, 2007, 08:44:30 PM »
Teehee. I have a vegetarian friend who I jokingly invite to a barbecue now and then and act all hurt when she politely declines. I once suggested that she go out in the back yard and graze while the rest of us tore into our burgers.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #354 on: May 21, 2007, 08:53:19 PM »
You know, I've tried, and being a vegetarian at a BBQ just doesn't work. Midwesterners seem to make sure some creature had to die for their food before they eat it.
And I have a company picnic coming up. Sigh.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #355 on: May 21, 2007, 08:56:52 PM »
Isn't there usually at least a potato salad for you to nibble on? Not exactly a full meal, but better than sneaking in a big bag full of trail mix...


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #356 on: May 21, 2007, 09:04:20 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, sorry. You've obviously not had Wisconsin Potato and Bacon Bit Salad before.

At the picnic-
"So, do you guys happen to have any Boca Burgers on the grill?"
"No. I guess Bocas aren't in season, huh?"
"Riiiiight."
"We still got some pork and beans, though. And the Potato Salad with Deer's eyes."
"Ummm... Actually, I ate before I came here. I'll just have a soda."
"Sure. Beef or Chicken flavored?"


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #357 on: May 21, 2007, 09:06:50 PM »
I just had a thought. If you were forced to eat meat through desperation, would you completely lose your mind and tear off your shirt and run around like an animal, screaming your head off and biting inanimate objects before finally curling up in the corner and weeping softly? Kind of like Blade when he doesn't get his serum?


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« Reply #358 on: May 21, 2007, 09:10:15 PM »
Hmmm. In desperate times I can eat meat, I think.  But I will make a big show of it if it happens, and make sure it's video taped. It was weird when I became a vegetarian: I figured I'd spend weeks fighting the temptation to eat meat, but after basically maybe 2 days, i was pretty much over it.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #359 on: May 21, 2007, 09:13:24 PM »
Can I ask what the appeal of vegetatianism is for you? My aformentioned friend is sensetive and can't really deal with the thought of eating something that used to be alive, and I somehow don't think that's as complicated as the thought process gets...