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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #645 on: July 27, 2007, 06:06:24 AM »
Tragedy has already struck, he's got some of the less pleasant feature of both parents.

Remember Village of the Damned?


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #646 on: July 27, 2007, 06:36:34 AM »
Well, it has to be said:
Help control the celebrity population; have your celebrity spayed or neutered. Good night!


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #647 on: July 27, 2007, 06:45:39 AM »
I wondered what Barker would devote his life to now that He's leaving the Price is Right


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #648 on: July 27, 2007, 06:47:14 AM »
I frankly can't wait for CGI celebrities to take over the biz. (Well, Japan thinks it'll happen, anyway.)


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #649 on: July 27, 2007, 06:52:43 AM »
Japan also has Transformers powered by the kisses of little girls.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #650 on: July 27, 2007, 06:54:27 AM »
I think you mean panties. That's what the infamous vending machines are for.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #651 on: July 27, 2007, 06:56:42 AM »
No, I mean kisses.



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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #652 on: July 27, 2007, 06:58:00 AM »
Japan constantly confiuses me.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #653 on: July 27, 2007, 09:22:43 AM »
Nippon!!

Nihongo wa doku desu ka?


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #654 on: July 27, 2007, 11:01:33 AM »
Come again?


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #655 on: July 27, 2007, 11:06:00 AM »
Nan desu ka?

Gomen nasai...


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #656 on: July 27, 2007, 11:46:03 AM »
Nippon!!

Nihongo wa doku desu ka?

Japanese language is... poison...?

Tengo pescados en mis pantalones cortos!


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #657 on: July 27, 2007, 01:07:22 PM »
Hmmm. I just realized, I've forgotten all the "I don't know how to speak _____"s that I learned a few years back. In retrospect, learneing to say something that people would quickly learn for themselve sis kinda silly, anyway.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #658 on: July 31, 2007, 07:59:13 AM »
Well, I'm entirely dismissive of any and all foreigners, but if I ever get into a situation where I am forced to communicate with them*, I usually just talk like I would to a caveman.  All you have to do is point and grunt.  Using this method, it's surprisingly simple to convey exactly where you want your car parked to a simple-minded, primitive Canadian. **


*  I know - the thought of an entire world of widely diverse cultures somehow existing OUTSIDE America is utterly unfathomable, but I have crossed the mythical "border" and can say with a fair amount of certainty that other countries DO somehow exist.  They all suck, of course.

** Hilariously, he ended up saying something to me in Canadian that I swear sounded like "I'm not a valet, you hoser!"  Then he punched me in the face.  Canadians are so violent.  Then again, I suppose I'd be crabby, too, if I had to live in an igloo.
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #659 on: July 31, 2007, 08:07:40 AM »
I once spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with my Italian great aunt, who we call Nini, (which is italian for Aunt.) She was gesturing something, and I was trying to communicate back, but after a while she gave up. Later, I realied she was trying to tell me I had a big piece of spinach stuck to one of my teeth. And in retrospect, her pointing to her tooth and miming a scratching motion wasn't terribly abstract.

If I ever end up in a country where people don't speak English, I'm gonna be so damn screwed.