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Offline SecretAgentSuperDragon

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Where Are They Now?
« on: April 13, 2007, 01:53:54 PM »
This object of this is to find a grown-up picture of one of the children, and create a mock biography of them, much like the end of any sports team movie.

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After nearly escaping with her life from the Wonka Trash Disposal Egg Incident, Veruca was captured by Oompa Loompas who revered her as their Snotty Queen and transported her to Loompa Land where she would spend the rest of her days eating lollipops in quite a fellatious manner while trying her hardest to look like her favorite comedian, Eddie Izzard.


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2007, 08:55:25 AM »



Unfortunatley for young Mike, Mr Wonka was quite wrong, he did not stretch at all and remained 1 and 1/2 inches tall for life. His hideous deformity, coupled with a raging case of Small Angry Man Syndrome (SAMS) drove him to the brink of madness, and finally plunged into insanity after watching a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode about building human looking robots, and putting your essence inside of them. Did he succeed? Yes and No. As you can see by the picture to the right, for the rest of eternity, he will remain a bald, ugly and really goofy looking robot.


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2007, 10:56:04 AM »
Poor Mike.  ;)


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2007, 11:57:33 AM »
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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2007, 01:17:50 PM »
This object of this is to find a grown-up picture of one of the children, and create a mock biography of them, much like the end of any sports team movie.

Here's an example:
       Then                                   Now


After nearly escaping with her life from the Wonka Trash Disposal Egg Incident, Veruca was captured by Oompa Loompas who revered her as their Snotty Queen and transported her to Loompa Land where she would spend the rest of her days eating lollipops in quite a fellatious manner while trying her hardest to look like her favorite comedian, Eddie Izzard.

I met her. She's really nice.
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2007, 01:41:40 PM »
This object of this is to find a grown-up picture of one of the children, and create a mock biography of them, much like the end of any sports team movie.

Here's an example:
       Then                                   Now


After nearly escaping with her life from the Wonka Trash Disposal Egg Incident, Veruca was captured by Oompa Loompas who revered her as their Snotty Queen and transported her to Loompa Land where she would spend the rest of her days eating lollipops in quite a fellatious manner while trying her hardest to look like her favorite comedian, Eddie Izzard.

I met her. She's really nice.

Shot through the premise! And you're to blame darlin you give humor, a bad name!!!!


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 01:52:21 PM »
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Charlie must have gotten in a time machine and gone back to the 1870s to live in Deadwood


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2007, 02:22:27 PM »
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From the Louis Pasteur line of faces


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2007, 07:14:19 AM »
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He kind of looks like one of those guys you see out in public and you avoid contact with for fear he will tell you his position on whether spiders are good or evil.

And yes, I would advise him to open up a day care center as I am sure all mothers would trust their kids with him.


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 01:30:18 PM »
Well Secret Agent. I thought it was a good idea anyway. Maybe next time it'll work.


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 02:31:43 PM »
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Ok, I'm sorry but there is no way a man with a mustache like that is not a rapist. That is the clearest rape face I have ever seen.


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 01:25:55 AM »
Lol lay off Mike TV okay!  I have to tell you I met him at Comicon when I was like 13 and actually helped him move some of his autographs that he was selling (sad I know, I was at Comicon).  He is a good bloke dammit.


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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2009, 08:10:39 PM »
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Wait, this is the guy who played Slugworth, right?


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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2009, 09:20:00 PM »
Hehe nope that is Charlie!
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Re: Where Are They Now?
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 04:06:56 PM »
Hehe nope that is Charlie!

Wow. It's like Charlie met his shaved future self in that tunnel.