I met a man I am actually attracted to, and it's weird. Shit just got real.
So is he a Man's-Man, a Ladies-Man, a Man-Bear-Pig? 
Whichever one makes him super smart, really funny, and....well also super hot (well, to me: super tall and skinny, I mean HOW? I friggin get off watching American Ninja Warrior and this guy, although all muscle, couldn't get more muscle mass or muscle definition to save his life...but I digress....)
I also digress because he lives in Denver, and I am still here....for now*
*I was planning on moving back to D-town before I met him.