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What feverish things did you learn?
« on: June 26, 2015, 03:39:41 PM »
Cory Haim?

Mario Lopez?

Bo Hopkins?!

The Mid-90s?!

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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2015, 09:43:58 PM »
I didn't learn anything.  In fact, I'll go farther and say that this film actually forcibly removed knowledge from my mind, leaving me dumber for having watched it.


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2015, 11:43:31 PM »
I learned that Bo Hopkins still has a thing for Wings Hauser.
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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2015, 02:19:04 AM »
I learned that Bo Hopkins wasn't nearly as thrilling and boozy to have in this one as he was in the other movies, Wings Hauser must be the Jack Lemon to his Walter Matthau.   Also learned that before this movie Bo Hopkins got his hair cut by a blind person operating an electric weed-whacker who was inspired by Jim Carey in "Dumb and Dumber."

I mean, YIKES!



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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2015, 07:57:33 AM »
Axe suicide. Apparently there is such a thing.


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2015, 10:56:21 AM »
I forgot about that! He turned the axe on himself.  :highfive:
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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2015, 02:47:39 PM »
I learned supernatural invisible wolf-things are scared of bullets, somehow.


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2015, 04:25:52 PM »
Some movies don't earn their R ratings at all.  This looks like one of those flicks hacked up after the fact by the studio to make PG-13, but I thought that only started happening in the 2000s.

Mario Lopez is white.

If you must abandon your vehicle, you should leave it in the middle of the road near a blind curve.

It turns out the most flammable parts of a house are NOT the concrete steps and green shrubbery.



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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2015, 04:49:44 PM »
I learned about woof attacks.
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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2015, 06:16:04 PM »
I learned that around the hour mark, the guys were thinking the same as me: shouldn't there be some gratuitous lingerie scenes by now?

And I even thought of the same joke of having it be one of the men wearing one-- only I thought of Corey Haim, not Mario Lopez.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2015, 07:50:19 PM »
The movie was surprisingly lacking in cheesecake.

I learned that when someone tosses me a recently worn gym shoe I should immediately stick my nose in it to take a whiff.


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2015, 10:34:38 PM »
I learned that I may or may not want another beer.


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2015, 10:35:17 AM »
I learned you can abandon an unlocked house on lakeside property for a decade and come back to find it in pristine condition.


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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2015, 07:33:53 PM »
I learned you can abandon an unlocked house on lakeside property for a decade and come back to find it in pristine condition.

Sheets covering the furniture does wonders.

I learned that it's an acceptable design accent to have a metal ladder on your hallway wall leading to an attic/crawlspace.



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Re: What feverish things did you learn?
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2015, 05:59:21 PM »
I learned invisible woofs were a big problem in the mid-nineties