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Offline Trekker4747

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What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:33:04 AM »
I learned that grafting a person's head onto another person's.... shoulder?  And wiring the countless neurological connections into the spinal column to allow the second-head to have control over the body is not only possible to be done by two doctors in a basement but it can also be done inside a couple of hours.

I suspect that the Doctor's assistant was played by TV'S Frank.



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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2015, 04:28:14 AM »
I learned that even though he tampered in God's domain, Bruce and his assistant were kind enough to give their victims comfortable cervical collars.

I also learned that "victim batch" is pretty disgusting.  :speechless:
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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2015, 05:44:28 PM »
I learned that giving a giant with brain damage the head of someone clinically insane is a bad idea... No wait, I already knew that.

I learned that grafting heads onto things for no particular reason is WAY more interesting than spending time with your hot young newlywed wife.


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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2015, 06:23:47 PM »
That Bill has reluctantly beaten a man to death with a rock.
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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2015, 06:47:35 PM »
I learned there's no reason whatsoever to give my mental institution for the criminally insane any meaningful security.


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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2015, 07:31:07 PM »
Playing the crazy head may be the grossest but most fun role in Rifftrax history
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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2015, 06:40:07 PM »
I learned that the only way this movie could have more unlikable characters is if Tarantino remade it.



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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2015, 07:26:46 PM »
I learned that the only way this movie could have more unlikable characters is if Tarantino remade it.

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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2015, 10:35:00 AM »
I learned that having the main guy look like John Candy was extreemely distracting.



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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2015, 05:08:27 PM »
I learned that there are things that will cause even Andrew Dice Clay to call his Mom.
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Re: What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2015, 01:34:24 AM »
I learned that this was like a worse version of Brain of Blood despite being made before it.