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Offline Edward J Grug III

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The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant!
« on: April 14, 2015, 05:37:16 PM »

Bruce Dern has it all: A beautiful wife. An expensive house with a pool. A two headed monkey. Casey Kasem for a neighbor. And yet, he’s feeling unfulfilled, perhaps because—

What’s that? Oh, you’re right, we did kind of just gloss right over the unusual part of that sentence. Yes, Top 40 DJ Casey Kasem is Bruce’s neighbor. He’s always stopping by to deliver a long distance dedication or prattle on about some dead dog while Bruce is trying to do important stuff, like attach heads to a monkey or an idiot manchild.

For you see, Bruce’s entirely normal pastime is figuring out how to graft additional heads onto things. Why? Why did Michelangelo paint? Why did Mozart compose? Man is compelled to create, and sometimes what he creates is as stupid as a serial killer’s head sewn onto a local hillbilly’s shoulder.

Needless to say, this does not go well. (Both being neighbors with Casey Kasem and the whole 'manufacturing godless abominations in the guest room you converted into a lab' thing.) Come for the mutant in overalls, stay for the wife in a cage, it’s all here in The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant!


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Re: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2015, 05:39:09 PM »
Thanks for the heads up!

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Re: The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant!
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2015, 07:18:20 PM »
Incidentally the Manchild is played by John Bloom. Who played a Manchild in Brain of Blood. It was the first Cinematic Titanic DVD.