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Offline SecretAgentSuperDragon

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What have we learned?
« on: April 05, 2007, 02:52:51 PM »
I learned that Lucas enjoys throwing his creativity into the nearest black hole available. Death sticks, anyone?


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 03:21:17 PM »
I've learned that SecretAgentSuperDragon has all the bases covered.   ;)


I've learned that Geonosians have the dumbest-sounding language in the universe.
I've learned that Obi Wan needs to get a new stylist.
I've learned that George Lucas is the worst romance writer in the history of the world. Case in point: Anakin - "Believe me, I wish I could just ... wish away my feelings. But I can't."   ugh.  :-


Oh, and I've learned that Yoda kicks eternal ass.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 03:46:50 PM »
I've learned that SecretAgentSuperDragon has all the bases covered.   ;)

Well my name is Jim, but most people call me...  Jim.

Waco kid. Plus I like to keep up to date on all the star wars pages w/o contributing anything more to the convo. :D
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 03:56:00 PM »
The Waco kid...

he had the fastest hands in the West!


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 04:04:10 PM »
I learned that confessing to a mass murder you committed just hours ago turns chicks on.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 04:09:13 PM »
The Waco kid...

he had the fastest hands in the West!

In the world.  ;)


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 04:13:17 PM »
Oh, I also learned that if you find that someone commissioned raising an army in your name a decade in advance of you actually being called on to do that it clearly isn't anything suspicious and you shouldn't be concerned with minor details like who they're loyal to and why someone would be manipulating events. 

And if you start a war on a country and attack government officials no one actually confronts you when you fly into the capitol of the nation you attacked.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 09:40:35 PM »
I learned that the scene where the robot, Christopher Lee, and the insecticoids had to have an extra annoying and unncessary sound effect where a robot's "translator" malfunctions mid conversation.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2007, 01:50:20 AM »
I learned all aliens are some sort of earth stereotype of a nationality or race.




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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2007, 06:58:01 AM »
I learned that Lucas can't write or direct for humans.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2007, 07:20:06 AM »
Anikan hates sand even more than the mother from "Space Children".


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2007, 08:01:36 AM »
Droid factories were designed by the prince of Persia, for the prince of Persia.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2007, 08:33:33 AM »
I learned that nostalgia diners a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away are just like nostalgia diners here and now. :^)


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2007, 09:05:09 AM »

   I learned that Natalie Portman must be the greatest actress to ever live. Not only did she have to deliver ridiculous lines during all the "romantic scenes", but she had to do it opposite Hayden's acting and equally ridiculous lines all with a straight face. That's a feat of monumental proportions in this movie.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2007, 11:44:49 AM »
I learned that the only kind of lovin' is sand-free lovin'.  :D