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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2014, 11:06:35 AM »
Next, from the pen of Leonard Cohen: "Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, I fucking love cocaine!"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2014, 06:46:58 PM »
"...gay bar in the WHOLE of San Fran."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 05:35:22 PM »
Where I don't have to watch Being Erica."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2014, 06:40:43 PM »
could lead to death by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2014, 02:17:43 AM »
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me... Maybe." - US President Carly Rae Jepson

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2014, 03:24:30 PM »
"In the kingdom of the blind the artwork really sucks!"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2014, 03:38:56 AM »
"...tip.  I'm really unpopular in restaurants."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2014, 01:32:00 PM »
...have left their gold-colored scat.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2014, 07:49:27 PM »
...have left their gold-colored scat.

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dip yourself in honey and anise seeds.
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2014, 06:06:06 AM »
You forgot to add a new quote.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2014, 11:28:05 AM »
Ok: I'll fill in

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2014, 11:42:46 AM »
"It is a far far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.  Banging two babes at the same time!"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2014, 11:45:48 AM »
"...highly irritating to the uncaffeinated."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2014, 01:55:32 PM »
"...highly irritating to the uncaffeinated."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2014, 01:59:53 PM »
"...and eight weeks at full throttle for a paramecium."

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