tarantulas isnt real

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

you read right.  i have figured it out.  much like the main char. from .dot/hack (or however that was spelled) he isnt real. he lives in rifftrax forum and cannot leave.  explain his post count some other way i dare ya.

you cant deny it spidey you know you cant.

[Variety of Cells]

You're just jealous, and are posting this thread to get more posts. Just because some one is a lot better than you doesn't mean they don't exist.  Though I suppose I use the same logic when it comes to god...

[ScottotD]

two alternative explanations:

1) he has no life.

2) he's Lonelygirl15

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

if people can have "proof" that the moon landing didnt occur (and vise versa oddly enough) then i can use that crappy logic to prove his nonexistance.

[SaucyRossy]

Lonelygirl???


Some one say there is a girl on the rifftrax forum and she is lonely?? Awesome.

[Variety of Cells]

Crappy logic?  I duno, it just seems natural to question what you can not know. 

[Tarantulas]

I Think, therefore I am.

I just want to see the forum community thrive!  So I post.. alot..

he isnt real. he lives in rifftrax forum and cannot leave.

Actualy to give away the family secret, my grandmother is Duch / Irish.

Also, I just checked with my wife and I am indeed real.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

huh a heritage and a wife?  thats more than i got.  maybe im not real

[Tarantulas]

Well you were banging that Blasian chick in the Matrix for a while there...

And I am honored that enough people love / dispise me to give me my own thread...

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Well you were banging that Blasian chick in the Matrix for a while there...

in the joke world: nooo i must have amnesia, i must not exist none of my memories seem to be my own.

in the real world: what chick are you talking about?  blasian??  im not familiar with that word.

And I am honored that enough people love / dispise me to give me my own thread...

seemed like the thing to do at the time.

[Tarantulas]

Blasian girls = the new hotness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blasian

[SaucyRossy]

Tarantulas...do you frequent Myspleen and DAP?

[Tarantulas]

I am the very same.  Maker of DVDs for DAPCentral, and raker of shit for MySpleen.

Those turds should give credit where credit is due

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

wow i could have gone my whole life happily without having to know we have stooped to that level of classification of what are basically other people.  Why do have to identify people this way anyways?  to me its as arbitrary as claiming that brown haired, blond haired, and red haired white people are all technically different races.  

I just see people.  thats all i see.  which is sad  i want to see a ham sandwich, maybe some pickles and mayo, a lil lettuce, ooh how about some bacon and tomatoe, and a olive or toooooooooooooo awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllsssssssss

huh what???  what were we talking about?

ah yes the time i stole your liquor from the medicine cabinent, you really need find a more secure place to hide that key.  i only had to break into two safes under the basement floor boards and break through two layers of steel i mean come on....

[SaucyRossy]

I am the very same.  Maker of DVDs for DAPCentral, and raker of shit for MySpleen.

Those turds should give credit where credit is due

Tarantulas....are you kidding me your a god to me. Thank you so much for all the hard work you do. I get your stuff through Myspleen...because well I like Torrents better then the donkey but either way thanks alot!