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the Porn-Title Style...
« on: May 26, 2013, 04:51:22 AM »
It's a pretty generic name game, but the premise is this:

In the old days, porn parodies tried to get clever titles.  Today, not so much.  I miss the days of Edward Penishands of Muffy the Vampire Layer.  So we are making our own.  But I don't want to just limit it to porn.  That's why it's porn title-style and not just porn title game.

For example, topics could be porn versions of 20th century literature (Atlas Plugged, Catcher in the Pie), Boring Versions of Popular movies (Night of the Regular Dead, Star Ceasefire Treaties) or dog versions of Twlight Zone episodes (Terrier at 20,000 Feet, It's a Good Boy)

Let's start with 20th Century Literature Porn
Atlas Plugged
Catcher in the Pie
The Great Twatsby
The Talented Mr Ribbed-ly
Grab-at-me's Stain-Blow by Thomas Pincher

Feel free to continue the subject or change it to something else whenever you feel like it.


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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2013, 06:53:42 AM »
Changing this to what ever we like could be riskae.. *BOIYOIYOINGGG!!!* :P


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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2013, 08:08:16 PM »
Sexcalibur



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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2013, 08:10:51 PM »
Uh... the idea is too

A) make up your own titles
B) the current premise is 20th century literature.


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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2013, 08:24:33 PM »
hey, its still funny and it is Rex Reed, he may give thread  a bad revieww.

And just how naughty can I be here?  I'll start light.

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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2013, 08:48:31 PM »
The Postman Always Rings 69 Times
Brides Giving Head Revisited
Of Inhuman Bondage (this probably exists)
On the Load by Jack Cares-for-whack...ing...off
The Bridge of San Luis Boo-tay
The Heart is a Lonely Cunter
To the Light-ho
The Grapes of Wrath


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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2013, 09:04:52 PM »
That answers my question

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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2013, 09:07:32 PM »
The Jungle...of dicks
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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2013, 09:10:14 PM »
White Tang
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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2013, 10:00:14 PM »
Oh whoops.


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A Connecticut Wanking in King Arthur's Court


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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2013, 05:17:05 AM »
Dick Tracy and the Abyss of Doom :o


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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 05:33:05 AM »
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Re: the Porn-Title Style...
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2013, 05:46:03 AM »
Let's change the subject:

Christian versions of porn films:

Debbie Makes a Pilgrimage to Dallas
Emmanuel in Church
Deep Faith


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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2013, 06:15:15 AM »
Naughty Humming Catholic School Girls


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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2013, 07:14:53 AM »
Behind the Green Vestibule
Deep Inside Mary Magdalene