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Offline eegah

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Favorite quips...I mean lines
« on: December 29, 2012, 05:58:40 AM »
I loved the string of riffs about the proper use of Captain America's shield
Pretty much any "Hawkeye is a lame superhero" riff was great, too

Lots of other great lines, but they seem to escape me at this moment...
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 06:17:08 PM »
I loved all of the jokes at Hawkeye's expense, though by the end I was feeling sorry for him when they did the, "So you guys will call me?" riff at the end when Hawk is getting into the car.



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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 10:34:47 PM »
Started off slow but got really good. Black widow saying 'You guys might want to go inside its going to get hard to breath'; 'I may be hot but I beef like a sick dog'. Another good one was during the carrier attack when the grenade goes off in the control room. Random guy who you can't tell is good or bad 'Hey I dropped my grenade did anyone see it? What the!? It didn't go off did it, oh god!?' Laughed hard on that one.


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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2012, 12:05:31 PM »
Kevin, as Bruce Banner (while turning into The Hulk) "Why Hulk wear thong!? Why Hulk EVER wear thong!?"
Ahhh... makes me laugh every time I think of it.


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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2012, 03:44:49 PM »
They are going to get beaten up by the Ents.


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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2012, 04:16:07 PM »
Don't make us find a fourth Hulk!
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2012, 06:57:07 PM »
"Bill, you have to BETTER at quipping than Robert Downey, Jr.!"


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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2013, 09:49:54 AM »
'That's a really use-specific arrow."  I could really use that to shut down my computer in the next room instead of walking all the way over there.
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2013, 06:43:04 PM »
I can just see Hakweye mulling over that one in the arrow-supply shop. "Hmmm... Do, I REALLY need a USB flash drive arrow pre-loaded with a virus to shutdown Shield's Helicarrier? I mean, how often am i going to need this head?"



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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 03:58:57 PM »
HULK SNEAK!! TEE HEE!
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 09:16:19 AM »
"oh and there's a chicken."  After Black Widow says she's alone Banner and you hear a chicken squawking in the background.  I think without context the line is funny.
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 01:20:10 PM »
"oh and there's a chicken."  After Black Widow says she's alone Banner and you hear a chicken squawking in the background.  I think without context the line is funny.

Do you see the chicken as they walk into the shack?  I did notice it afterwards in the pull back shot showing all the guys surrounding the place.  Only noticed it because of the riff, as in "ah, there's the chicken".


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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 09:19:40 AM »
Have to look for the chicken next time.  I can also imagine the chicken flying into the room as back up after Banner yells at Black Widow.  So when she told the soldiers to stand down I guess the chicken did too?
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 09:54:56 AM »
Saw the chicken.  It actually turned away from the house along with the soldiers as they stood down.  Hilarious!
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Re: Favorite quips...I mean lines
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 03:32:43 PM »
Saw the chicken.  It actually turned away from the house along with the soldiers as they stood down.  Hilarious!

After you made that joke about the chicken "standing down", I thought I remembered it walking away from the house at the same time as the soldiers, but wasn't sure so didn't say anything (and haven't watched it again since then).

Maybe it was "Agent C", Chicky the Chicken...