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New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« on: September 06, 2012, 01:48:24 PM »
http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/bermuda-triangle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg0qVl7s-Ao&feature=share&list=UUL74m_9E8c2v6AkTN91lxJQ

Featuring half-man/half-jaw actor Miguel Fuentes, a.k.a. the Aztec from The Pumaman!
 
There are lots of theories about why ships disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. Some blame magnetic anomalies affecting navigation. Some cite alien abduction. Others point out that it’s actually just a huge amount of ocean, and of course you’re going to lose some ships out there, you nitwits. But the makers of The Bermuda Triangle have their own fresh theory, and it all comes down to something NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN A HORROR MOVIE -- a creepy doll, telling a creepy little girl to kill her family. But this time, it’s on a boat. A BOOOOOAT!!!
 
A hilariously dubbed Italian-Mexican joint production, The Bermuda Triangle is low on logic and high on ridiculous old-fashioned racism. A family sets out to find Atlantis with a crew of stereotypes, including a black cook character that would embarrass Amos and Andy. Heading the family? None other than legendary actor and director JOHN freaking HUSTON, in a role that one can only imagine he took in order to spend time near the ship’s other most notable passenger, A REALLY HOT WOMAN IN A BIKINI.
 
Will they find Atlantis before they’re all dead? Will anyone on board even seem aware they’re looking for Atlantis? Find out by disappearing into The Bermuda Triangle with Mike, Kevin, and Bill! (and, y’know, also that bikini woman we mentioned)
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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 02:01:23 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Eg0qVl7s-Ao" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Eg0qVl7s-Ao</a>
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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 02:22:08 PM »
ERMERGERD!!

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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 02:23:25 PM »
I think I'll maybe watch the prior 2 this weekend... then I'll get to this one.  Looks like a fun one!
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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 02:49:46 PM »
Any movie with this much creepy spinet/harpsichord type ambience has got to make for good riffing.  The doll related music sounds like what Garth Marenghi's Darkplace was going for.  Love the nod to that song from The Pumaman, I think it was called "Pumaman, He Flies Like a Moron".


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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 02:55:58 PM »
Holy crap, this was featured on Everything Is Terrible and I never expected it to show up as a Rifftrax. Fantastic.
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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 05:54:14 PM »
Never watched the film, but I think the whole thing is or was on youtube. Long for a VOD release.
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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 08:28:58 PM »
Wow, for a second I thought this was the bad 70's TV movie Bermuda triangle I remember watching. But I don't think I've seen this one.
Yet another Mexican production (The Brainiac, Neutron Man)...fun.
If you're wondering what the hell John Huston is doing in this movie watch the extras that come with The Night of the Iguana (a totally camp over the top histrionic T. Williams thing that would be great to riff). That man loved Mexico. A paycheck and a trip to Mexico. Huston's thing.


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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2012, 10:22:09 PM »
I think Miguel Fuentes also had a cameo (heh heh .. HA!) in Deathstalker ... I strangely find him hot. Gotta be the jaw.

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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2012, 03:14:46 AM »
I love this episode!  The part where Pearl adds filters to make Mike and the Bots more Italian, but then Bobo screws up and turns them into crazy stereotypes, is one of my favorite host segments of all.


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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2012, 05:46:02 AM »
Directed by Rene Cardona Jr

Is that the same guy who did the infamous Santa Claus?  Or his son?
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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2012, 08:14:36 AM »
That is the infamous Santa Claus director's son. So this movie should be interesting.


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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2012, 08:25:45 AM »
Okay, got the movie and converted it to a nice DVD (which will be watched tonight).   Downloaded the Ipad size and added to my iPad and iPhone so I am ready for travel.

Goshers, good thing I have the 40 plus bottles of wine so I can watch it tonight.  Now WHERE is the Birdemic gal I was going to work with?


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Re: New VOD "The Bermuda Triangle" Now Available!
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2012, 08:57:33 PM »
Wow, this movie ended up feeling more Italian than it did Mexican. And reminded me more of Devil Fish than any other MST.