I'll have to check this out sometime later.
What is Torchy? Is he the No TORCHA sprite?
*Turns on TV* "President
Osama? What happened?!"
"When you wished there was no torture, you took away an important tool in our country's defense of its way of life!"
"What? Now my son is getting gay married at a mosque? How can this be?!"
"Nooooo torture!" *Bwip bwop!*
This short brought to you by the RNC.