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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Offline msmpls

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #105 on: March 12, 2007, 11:48:19 AM »
Then you're looking in all the wrong places, my dear.
Try a frat party, that's where all the smart girls are hanging out these days :D

No seriously. There are lots of smart girls out there. That can *gasp* hold their own in an intelligent conversation. Try the library, my bandmate gets tons of chicks' phone numbers there.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #106 on: March 12, 2007, 11:51:56 AM »
wouldnt it look kinda a creepy to be at a frat party when im not even in college?  plus im 25 lol


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #107 on: March 12, 2007, 11:56:29 AM »
Nah, that's how I met my boyfriend and he's 46!


Just kidding....he's 43 :D
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #108 on: March 12, 2007, 11:58:08 AM »
k...........

dont know how to properly respond lol


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #109 on: March 12, 2007, 12:06:51 PM »
Don't worry.
I was joking.
I have an appropriately aged 22 year old boyfriend (I'm 21) and we met through mutual friends, NOT a frat party.
(I had to bring a girl to the hospital the last time I went to a frat party because she thought her barely 100 lbs could handle doing a keg stand. I wouldn't have had any part of it but I was the only sober cab in the entire place.)
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #110 on: March 12, 2007, 12:18:37 PM »
sorry to be blunt, but uh she is essentially off the list so to speak lol, people like that i need like i need to be shot in the face.  i grew out of that stage to be sure, and im not quite sure i ever grew into it in the first place.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #111 on: March 12, 2007, 12:21:23 PM »
sorry to be blunt, but uh she is essentially off the list so to speak lol, people like that i need like i need to be shot in the face.  i grew out of that stage to be sure, and im not quite sure i ever grew into it in the first place.
maybe you posted this in the wrong thread........
just a thought
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #112 on: March 12, 2007, 12:24:17 PM »
no, i was referring to your friend who had no concept of how to maturely drink.  further i went on to say ive never quite got into that whole drink till i go stupid stage.   


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #113 on: March 12, 2007, 12:30:55 PM »
I understand completely.
My bad.

Don't worry, she definitely wasn't my friend, just some girl.
I was a nursing major for quite a while so I can't just let someone nearly die of alcohol poisoning, no matter how badly I want to let evolution do its thing and take care of the r-tards once and for all. I'm just too compassionate, I guess. I blame Minnesota Nice.

I'm not too into the drinking myself into idiocracy either. (Even if I was, it's kinda hard to do on a receptionist's salary) ;)
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #114 on: March 12, 2007, 12:35:53 PM »
cant be that hard, we military types makes less and certainly drink more. lots more. 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #115 on: March 12, 2007, 12:40:48 PM »
Yeah! I could take a hint of one of the guys that stays around my neighborhood (a really shitty one in DT MPLS) and get myself a handle of Grey Goose! or some Wallgreens brand Listerine!!!

Woohoo! Party at msmpls' place! Bring your dancing shoes!
::msmpls drunkenly falls off a barstool, exposing her pink polkadot panties::


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #116 on: March 12, 2007, 12:44:07 PM »
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::msmpls drunkenly falls off a barstool, exposing her pink polkadot panties::

could be cuter than it ought to be on the right girl.

i never try to drink cheap stuff anymore.  the cheapest vodka i drink is grey goose, and it goes the same logic with all my alcohol. 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #117 on: March 12, 2007, 12:48:10 PM »
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And like my grandmother always says: Say what you mean and mean what you say.
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That's a good one.  The best grandma advice I ever heard (although not from mine, blessedly,) is:  "Keep a man full above the belt and empty below it, and he'll kiss the ground you walk on."

And as for the "carries a book at all time" thing... I TOTALLY DO THAT.  Alas, I'm engaged.  And batshit insane.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #118 on: March 12, 2007, 12:50:03 PM »
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"Keep a man full above the belt and empty below it, and he'll kiss the ground you walk on."


cant see how its false though either lol


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #119 on: March 12, 2007, 01:47:36 PM »
I'd say this thread has gotten way too serious for what it was meant to be ;)
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