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Offline Thrashalla

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http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/flatliners


Is there life after death? That's what sexy, sexy, sexy med students Nelson, Rachel, Joe, David and Randy* want to know. Through a series of medical experiments, they put each other under to see what's out there—and what follows them back. A growling Keifer Sutherland, permy Julia Roberts, non-dancing Kevin Bacon, testosterone-y William "Billy" Baldwin and foppish Oliver Platt team up with director and fan of the crane shot Joel Schumacher to bathe us all in constant blue light and test our collective patience. Yes, the film that we all remember was nominated for an Academy Award for BEST SOUND EDITING finally gets a RiffTrax ribbing from previously flatlining riffers Cole Stratton and Janet Varney (Where the heck have we been, anyway?). Today is a good day to die—from laughing? (We hope!)

*Not so sexy. He's played by Oliver Platt. But...um...brains are sexy, right? RIGHT?
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/flatliners
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YES!  To bad I am off to the Dark Knight Marathon!!
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Very good choice, guys.  Now I'm off to see if I can find a copy of the DVD cheap.  :)


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Awesome!!! I'm going to grab it as soon as I get home!!!


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As much as I'd like to buy this, the cart keeps trying to add shipping to the download, so I'll wait until that's fixed.


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The powers that be have informed me that the problem has been resolved.
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And got it!

And hilariously, another DVD cover for Piobman!


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Bought - Looking forward to watching it! Maaaybe this weekend?
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Are you asking permission? Ok. Only if you DON'T see Dark Knight Rises opening weekend.
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Are you asking permission? Ok. Only if you DON'T see Dark Knight Rises opening weekend.
Strong chance I won't be watching it this weekend then.
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As much as I'd like to buy this, the cart keeps trying to add shipping to the download, so I'll wait until that's fixed.
The electrons in the file must be extra heavy.  Those must be some funny-ass jokes!


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Sweet! My friend told me to check this movie out because it sucked, so now I will - with the riff!


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This was a fun one! Of course, Netflix Streaming had to be all laggy for the first half of the film, which was annoying for syncing, but it sorted itself out eventually. Loved the Disneyland jokes, and Janet's Julia Roberts impression is PERFECT.