#33Hor-Riff-ic Productions - Halloween III(Total Points: 37 Number of Lists: 4 Highest Ranking: #3 Artie)


Don't you just love pranks? I do! And so do the Irish, apparently. Why, senile old Irish occultists are the best practical jokers around. Everything from TPing the Protestant Church, to throwing eggs at houses that don't hand out beer on Halloween, to an elaborate nationwide plot to kill hundrends of thousands of children watching a network distributed commercial while wearing mass produced masks with magic computer chips made from Stonehenge. Ha ha, the fun. Sure Tom Atkins tries to stop this, but he's only motivated because they paid him in booze.
This movie is most known for: For some reason being "that Halloween movie without Michael Myers", instead of "the only Halloween movie with Irish magic killer masks." I really think that might have spiced up the rest of the movies in the series.
Noted riffs:
"Eli Roth's Pinnochio."
"I'm gonna have to hit the old dusty trail."
"Why it's raining over here, too!
"He hasn't run this fast since a Heineken truck jackknifed on the highway.
"This bar is listed in his file as an emergency contact.
(But business was getting bad) --- "Maybe that giant Closed sign in the window might have something to do with it."
(Where would you like to sleep, doctor?) --- "In a bathtub filled with Schnapps."
I loved the Oompa Loompa lyrics.
"He's changed into Drunkman! Drunkman awrlrgh."
I laughed so hard at the idea of Satan having the Silver Shamrock tune as his ringtone.
"Wow. Never play horseshoes with THAT guy."
About the riff: I interrupted Gary again, I think he's getting kid of annoyed with me:
This one might be my personal favorite of our tracks. I take pride in every person that’s been exposed to this debacle of a film and left saying, “wtf was that?” They’re still selling just this movie in the Walmart $5 bin, I’m taking credit for that too while I’m at it.
We’d always wanted to get into the Halloween franchise but the first 2 movies had already been done. Solution? Riff the 3rd movie that has nothing to do with ANYTHING in the first 2 movies and that no other group would probably like to touch.
Tom Atkins stole this track; his drunken performance outshone any weird face melting, Celtic robot, cult conspiracy. We ripped him up so much in this one we even made a “Sorry Tom Atkins” t-shirt, even though we’re really not. “Drunk man Awa..blalakjalsjlhaglasjinzpreh!”
Available on Netflix Instant? No.
Purchased:
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/hor-riff-ic-productions/hor-riff-ic-halloween-iiiSample:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ElBol2-i7Y