#15Hor-Riff-ic Productions - Friday the 13th part 3(Total Points: 61 Number of Lists: 3 Highest Ranking: #5 @ScottOTD, D.B. Barnes)


Three movies in, and we FINALLY get an icon! Yep, that's right SHELLY is in this one! Yaaay! Oh, and he gives some killer a mask and machete. Wasn't that nice of him? Seeing his fat ass squeezed into a diving suit was less nice, though. And in 3D no less! This movie has more stuff thrown at the screen than tomatoes at a screening of Who's Your Caddy?
This movie is most known for: Jason getting his iconic mask and machete. The
cheesiest best use of 3D ever!
Noted riffs:
"Nine dollars in quarters."
Catfish noodling
Dementia Dad
"Don't worry guys, you won't be so upset in about 15 minutes."
"Chee chee chee to to tos."
"Aaaand the outhouse explodes."
(Give me a reason to scream.) --- "FISH broke up!"
"Where's what coming from, nutjob? The fairies you just ran into?"
I loved the discussion about having seen Earnest Scared Stupid. (Yeah, I've seen it too.)
"Oh, look. The paints peeling off the wall. Wonder how that happened?"
(What would a weekend in the country be without sex?)---"Murder free?"
Hippy guy lights up a dooby in the outhouse --- "Aaaand the outhouse explodes."
About this riff: So Gary, what sticks out for you about this one? He he. STICKS out...Gary?
Oh boy, this one was a hoot. Watching a bad 3D movie in 2D is even worse. This was also the first time we get to see the iconic Jason mask so needless to say we were itching to get to it. Arguably my favorite of the Friday’s we’ve done so far.
We had a blast with the opening credits and the 3D puns, though Satan did feel left out. The most memorable thing about this movie has to be Shelly. We hate Shelly. Shelly is the worst. I wish you were alive so you could die again Shelly!
Available on Netflix Instant? No.
Purchase:
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/hor-riff-ic-productions/hor-riff-ic-friday-13th-part-iiiSample:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JCzXYmt0NM