What... um.... Er... Things. Did you, know.... Learn?

[Wernski]

I learned that Twilight vampires no longer sparkle in the sunlight.

I learned that vampires keep stocked surgical theaters in their homes, complete with X-Ray machines.

[PlayMSTie]

I learned that you can perform a Caesarean section without any medical training

. . . with your teeth.

[TeamHarpo]

Not nearly enough Harpo in this movie.

Also, the Twilight Saga taught me that Stockholm Syndrome is romantic.

[Nerd]

I learned that Stephanie Meyers' idea of a romantic honeymoon is to play chess and not have sex. Also, chicken will be served.