I learned that, when the hyper-intelligent chimp that you raised from infancy speaks to you, the appropriate response is, "go." Not, "Holy shit, you can talk. Let's get rich! We can fucking BUY the redwoods!"
And also, don't tell said ape that lost his freedom defending your Alzheimer's suffering father that said father has died. Not like he'd want to know or anything.
And finally, I learned that the phrase "I'm gonna slumdog your millionaire" is really hot.