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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2012, 07:59:02 PM »
Or a movie where
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gi joe stole plots from animaniacs? ???
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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2012, 08:04:33 PM »
G.I. Joe was first!

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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2012, 08:04:57 PM »
Or a movie where
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gi joe stole plots from animaniacs? ???

more like animaniacs and gi joe both stole from the joke your grandfather thought was hilarious.
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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2012, 01:41:49 PM »
New (sorta) trailer today...

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/11/gi-joe-retaliation-trailer-we-have-to-st.php

For retooling it to add more Channing Tatum there sure isn't more of him in the trailer...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mwtH2CBeZ5M?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mwtH2CBeZ5M?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0</a>
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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2012, 04:26:34 PM »
This movie feels even less like G.I. JOE than the first one.  Like they forgot they were making G.I. JOE until the last minute then slapped some Cobra emblems in random scenes.

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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2012, 04:50:04 PM »
Looks like cheesy fun to me
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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #66 on: November 05, 2012, 03:39:33 AM »
At least it doesn't look like they are wearing those stupid super suits this time.


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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #67 on: December 12, 2012, 02:12:32 PM »
And another trailer... still mainly the same stuff, but added some (and I quote) "GO GO GO GO GO!"


I forget how you have to embed YouTube now that you can't see the "Use old code" thing.

http://youtu.be/QLR3HrV71yM


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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #68 on: March 19, 2013, 08:17:25 PM »
Larry Hama posted his thoughts after watching it.
If he seemed to like it, that's VERY encouraging.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=492598197468489&id=292189547509356


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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #69 on: March 19, 2013, 08:27:01 PM »
Unless hes been paid off!

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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #70 on: March 19, 2013, 08:53:13 PM »
BY COBRA! :)


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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #71 on: March 19, 2013, 08:55:36 PM »
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Re: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
« Reply #72 on: September 14, 2013, 08:03:12 AM »
Ok, finally got through the "long wait" queue on Netflix and was able to watch this.  Definitely better than Rise of Cobra.  Although considering they took the time to add more scenes with Duke in, he really was still barely in it.  So I'm not exactly sure what they added other than maybe the scene of him & Roadblock playing Xbox.  RZA as blind master was just weird, and while I'm glad they kept the whole origin of Snake Eyes & Storm Shadows rivalry along with the reveal that
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, I wish they hadn't just blown through that in a matter of about 60 seconds since that would have been really cool to flesh out in a later movie.

And while they ended up killing off a ton of the main guys on both sides there's still PLENTY of cannon-fodder to choose from down the line. Although
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.

Anyway, I enjoyed it.  I really want to see the extended version that Best Buy has as an exclusive to see the extra scenes, but I don't have the cash to pick it up.  *edit* Actually here's a review of the differences: http://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=723200

I didn't realize the head secret service/Cobra guy was named Havoc. (Why use that name? That's the name of a Joe vehicle.)
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