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Favorite Line! MRWAUGH! RAARRGH! BLUUHH!
« on: November 29, 2011, 05:57:53 PM »
"Her brain is the size of a crunchberry."

"Conan got cancelled but they gave him a different show. Outside of that, nothing much has happened since you've been gone."

Some great calls on the Modern Warfare riffs. It really looked like a scene straight from the game!

"Ride of the Valk--retards." (So wrong, but SO funny!)

The This American Life / Ira Glass stuff was great. Right down to his "Act one" read (I say that all the time actually; haha).

The whole Mike flipping off the screen with the trained poo-flinging monkey. Absolutely loved that!

"What's a Transformer?"  :D Bill seemed SO genuine. Absolutely sold it.
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Re: Favorite Line! MRWAUGH! RAARRGH! BLUUHH!
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
Favorite line:

"OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



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Re: Favorite Line! MRWAUGH! RAARRGH! BLUUHH!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 08:46:01 AM »
Anything heckling Shia's extreme overacting. ''Shia screams like a girl''. ''

''What's that Shia?''

''AAAAAAAARGH''

''Oh I see.''

''WAAAAAAAARG!''


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Re: Favorite Line! MRWAUGH! RAARRGH! BLUUHH!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 06:06:24 PM »
Is that pwning? Did I just pwn you?

I knew Tremors. You are no Tremors.

You mean she's even WORSE when she's unhappy?!

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 07:09:28 PM »
There are a ton of good lines in this one, and I'll try to remember more after a fourth viewing. But one that sticks out for me...

There is no plan -  "Jesse Ventura's campaign slogan."

Later, after seeing the devastation of Chicago...

"America, two weeks after Jesse Ventura becomes President", "Having no plan wasn't just a slogan people!"


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Re: Favorite Line! MRWAUGH! RAARRGH! BLUUHH!
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 03:53:37 PM »
There are a ton of good lines in this one, and I'll try to remember more after a fourth viewing. But one that sticks out for me...

There is no plan -  "Jesse Ventura's campaign slogan."

Later, after seeing the devastation of Chicago...

"America, two weeks after Jesse Ventura becomes President", "Having no plan wasn't just a slogan people!"

"and the new girl is degraded right out of the gate. very efficient mr. bay." lol
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 09:53:23 PM »
(Shia talking with one eye closed) "I don't know, Popeye!" They could've gone with the obvious jokes on his neurotic ranting, but threw a curve ball that left me laughing.

Tons of snide remarks on how awkward, creepy, and weird the Ken Jeong scenes were and how Michael Bay was the sociopathic, manchild Devil.
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2011, 10:04:22 PM »
(Shia talking with one eye closed) "I don't know, Popeye!" They could've gone with the obvious jokes on his neurotic ranting, but threw a curve ball that left me laughing.

Tons of snide remarks on how awkward, creepy, and weird the Ken Jeong scenes were and how Michael Bay was the sociopathic, manchild Devil.
i usually think Ken Jeong is funny but him in this was just... pathetic. it was a bad character with worse acting.


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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2012, 09:56:49 AM »
"We're going to NEST."

Kevin: Grab some sticks and straw and stick them together with saliva!

Now see, this is why I like MST3K/Rifftrax. You can watch them over and over, and still catch great lines you never noticed before.


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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012, 04:45:14 PM »
(what's your girlfriend's name?)
"India"
"buttsex!"


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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2012, 08:14:42 PM »
Okay,  not saying you have to think five steps ahead, but one would be nice.