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Offline Darth Geek

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Favorite half blood lines
« on: November 06, 2011, 03:25:49 PM »

What in business is going on here?

Well her is a useful spell that we've never heard about and will never see again.

This store is like a physical manifistation of a migrain.

That was my solar plexis!

The Three Stooges are Deatheaters.

Always life affirming to check in with Neville.

Borgin & Burke. A store named by the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.

Damn...it.



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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2011, 06:48:22 PM »
Mine is more of a favorite part:

(Jenny Hugs Harry)  "Hey, how's it going there hot stuff?  Yeah, getting taller than me, don't like that."
(Hermione Hugs Harry)  "Oh, what's up, Brainiac?"
(Ron Hugs Harry)  "Oh, you too, Gingersnap."
(Ron's Mom Hugs Harry)  "Say, there's the sweet honey I've been looking for."

I laughed through the next minute or so.


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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2011, 09:30:36 PM »
"Things just haven't been the same since Nearly Headless Nick was dragged down to Hell..."


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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 05:11:45 AM »
did someone say dragon...............................balls?


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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2011, 10:09:00 AM »
"Things just haven't been the same since Nearly Headless Nick was dragged down to Hell..."
:D Yes. And it reminded me that we hadn't seen Nearly Headless Nick in ages in these movies.



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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2011, 10:10:41 AM »
Luna lovegood is just a good old fashioned stoner.


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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2011, 04:07:02 PM »
Ever been arrested for breaking and entering? I have. Many times in fact. I'm not well, Harry.

Okay Harry, now rip out the copper wiring... for magic, of course.

Old people are funny because they're not young.
And they'll die sooner than we will!

And the Hogwarts train detours through the Mongolian desert.

Now to drink pumpkin juice and eat candy, but in a MENACING way!

Anyone seen a sheet of blotter acid?

(rose petal burns in the potion)
Oh, he made Jagermeister.

"Hogwarts is not a place for mad people."
Not including the factulty.

"Hi, this isn't suggestive, is it?"

Hi folks, Neville Longbottom here, kinda sitting out this movie.

"Then she took out the gun and shot the Turk."

Uh-oh, the franchise is becoming self-aware. This isn't good, better run!

"Goodnight, gross violation of my classmates' privacy." (Never thought of that before, but yeah, it totally is!)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is brought to you by the unstoppable march of TIME!

Ooo, REJECTED. He must be pretending that the ball is him, and he is most people.

"Guess how many geodes I have!"

"Have you actually MET her?"
"I sent her some of my teeth."

Slughorn is no stranger to roofied young men.

Once again he's struck by the horror of it: he's Ron Weasley.

He said something about a shrieking succubus, is that familiar?
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 07:43:33 AM »
Slick Git? That's my favorite Rowan Atkinson character!
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!


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Re: Favorite half blood lines
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2013, 02:48:44 PM »
I suppose your wondering why I asked you here tonight. I'm not actually going to explain why, I'm just going to tell you enough to put you in great danger.

I'm hippy-dandy Dumbledore.

We call him Bob Snakeface!

The Hufflepuffs are to blame! Let's exterminate them in Dumbledore's name!