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What would MacGyver do?
« on: February 18, 2007, 07:49:09 AM »
Inspired by that MacGyver paperclip "multitool" (yes, I know that was ages ago) I bring you the MacGyver Challenge!

The rules are simple. Actually they're kind of complicated. They're somewhere in the middle.

  • Three items are nominated by the winner of the previous round
  • A turn consists of one action
  • You can only have another turn if two other people had a go since your last one
  • The winner is the player that solves the problem on his/her turn
Items:
Nailclippers
A beer bottle cap
A pot of MacGyver's favourite greasy hairgel, half used

Just focus, concentrate, and ask yourself, "What would MacGyver do?".
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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 06:52:34 PM »
OK, I think I got it.  Because this is the first sticky situation, why not be literal?

MacGyver is slowly sinking into a vat of PVC glue!


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 07:55:02 PM »
   MacGyver spots a security camera on the wall before him, slowly scanning back and forth across the vats.


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 08:35:38 PM »
He bends the bottle cap in half, forming a sharp point.
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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2007, 06:43:34 AM »
McGyver uses the nail clippers to remove a total of 5 metres of lengths of hair from his impressive mullet.

This hurts him inside.
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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2007, 08:41:25 AM »
   He ties the follicles of hair into a thin but sturdy rope, praying that his choice of conditioners will give his hair extra strength.


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2007, 06:39:38 PM »
Tying the nail clippers to the end of his hair rope, he creates a crude grappling device.


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2007, 07:47:37 PM »
He tosses the end of the mullet rope with clippers to grapple onto the camera, wondering why bent that stupid bottle cap in half to begin with.
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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2007, 08:45:22 PM »
MacGyver pulls on the camera it is yanked out of the wall. He reaches for the bottle cap.....

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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2007, 10:30:57 PM »
...ties the other end of his hair rope around it and proceeds to cover the cap with a thick coat of his favorite hair gel.


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2007, 12:43:57 PM »
"Nothing's stronger than this," thinks MacGyver of the hairgel bottle cap, as he reclaims the clipper end of the rope and fastens it to his belt.
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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2007, 10:14:40 PM »
    Whirling the rope over his head, he looks for a spot to strike with his hair-gel covered bottle cap, not realizing that...behind him...


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2007, 10:06:31 AM »
Magnum, P.I. is also trapped in the glue! "It's a test," Magnum says, "which is stronger, you're mullet or my mustache?"


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2007, 12:15:11 PM »
   MacGyver strikes Magnum in the face with the gel covered bottle cap, tearing loose a hunk of Magnum's mustache when he retracts his hair rope.


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Re: What would MacGyver do?
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2007, 03:36:14 PM »
With Magnum dazed and confused, MacGyver dips the moustache-bottle-cap-hair-gel concoction into the glue.
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