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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2011, 05:16:50 PM »
The pastricist I abducted a few months ago has made a breakthrough in edible plastique.  This in turn can be used as the batter for weaponized wedding cakes.  Who is going to suspect a wedding cake?

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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2011, 07:46:48 PM »
yes but his outer layer of skin is pure adamantium... so we'd have to blow him up from the inside


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2011, 07:20:05 AM »
EVERYBODY GETS AIDS AND DIES.

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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2011, 08:04:18 AM »
I hardly think even the Republicans are capable of that.  Also, has anyone seen Rent?  What happens in that show?
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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2011, 08:37:40 AM »
Well, it was clear that that particular copy of Newsweek was no good after what you did with it.

Congressional Republicans announced today that it is cooperating with the Obama in his initiatives to reduce the deficit, citing the need to "put what it is good for the country ahead of partisan power plays and party loyalty".


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2011, 02:44:04 PM »
Oh, so what if I chewed it a bit? Or... rather a lot... and then dropped it in the dog's water dish... I could still read the article just fine!

Well, mostly, anyway... kind of... staring at a gray mess of what used to be black lettering and guessing what it said is the same thing as understanding it, right?


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2011, 03:19:40 PM »
Cmon dim that bet you won against thrifty to eat 59 live llamas was just a little while ago. You're hungry again?


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2011, 03:31:12 PM »
Well that raid on the clown college we just ran could have gone better.  What the hell were you guys doing over at the llama pens anyway?  Nevermind, I don't want to know.  We've got a new mission to plan now anyway.  Where the hell is my new issue of Newsweek?  Dim, Thrifty told my you got the mail today, where the hell is my Newsweek?  There are some fascinating articles I wanted to read, damn it!

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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »
Sorry I missed the clown college raid.  It sounds pretty epic.  Also, Tripe told us to stop using the "q" word or there would be bannings.
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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2011, 05:19:04 AM »
Ok guys, the most important thing to make this crazy plan work is a safe-word!
"quarter"
"quarter" is our safe-word. Anytime somone one is in trouble just yell out "quarter" and maybe no one will die!!
Remember....
"quarter"
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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2011, 07:01:16 AM »
Anyway, the clown college raid was stupid fun, but we need a better plan in the meantime. I mean, hell, I thought we were doing a great job, and it was a lot of fun, but I thought the endgame was to completely overtake the college and reform it from the inside, not to dive in, get... distracted... by the llamas, and make our getaway in a tiny car. What can we do to make sure our next raid will be a bigger success? Thoughts?

And what is our next mission, anyway?

... And will it involve a pit stop for lunch? Because... well, llamas are great and all (if a bit gamey), but they're not really all that filling...


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2011, 07:05:37 AM »
You are such a jerk.  You gave me directions to the Gathering of the Juggalos!  What'd I miss?


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2011, 07:26:42 AM »
Yeah, where WAS k1? I could have sworn I gave him the proper directions and everything, he just never showed up!


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2011, 11:48:47 AM »
Damn this wouldve gon alot better if k1 had brought his CIA brainwashing kit


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Re: pretend the posts are in reverse order (game)
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2011, 12:58:27 PM »
I'll make you a bet.  I'll bet you that Dim of the Yard cannot eat 59 live llamas.  If she can't, she has to walk around topless for a day.  If she can, I'll walk around with my pants down for an entire day.