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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #210 on: June 29, 2011, 09:11:15 AM »
And I can't believe I forgot Anna Friel. She would have been high on the list...




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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #211 on: June 29, 2011, 09:44:11 AM »
*raises hand*
I'd much rather masturbate to my my top #24 than dock my boat into her port.
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Well Ashley Greene is pretty cute, so that's not much of a "much rather" statement.

DB Barnes, I guess great minds think alike. Christina Hendricks is number 1 ;)
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #212 on: June 29, 2011, 10:29:37 AM »


Why is she blowing on the flower? It's not a dandelion gone to seed.
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #213 on: June 29, 2011, 10:35:55 AM »

Why is she blowing on the flower? It's not a dandelion gone to seed.
I don't care why she's blowing on it, it's really hot somehow.


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #214 on: June 29, 2011, 10:39:56 AM »

Why is she blowing on the flower? It's not a dandelion gone to seed.
I don't care why she's blowing on it, it's really hot somehow.
Maybe it's the firm grip on the stalk.. :P


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #215 on: June 29, 2011, 10:41:08 AM »
Well, fuck then, why not just replace the flower with a big dick, for crying out loud.
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #216 on: June 29, 2011, 10:42:06 AM »
Well, fuck then, why not just replace the flower with a big dick, for crying out loud.
I'll be the 'stand in' ;D


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #217 on: June 29, 2011, 10:42:49 AM »
Well, fuck then, why not just replace the flower with a big dick, for crying out loud.
I'll be the 'stand in' ;D

You mean the "stand up".

HEY-O!
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #218 on: June 29, 2011, 10:50:01 AM »


Why is she blowing on the flower? It's not a dandelion gone to seed.

IT'S ON INVISIBLE FIRE!


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #219 on: June 29, 2011, 11:00:51 AM »
01. Natalie Portman
02. Kirsten Dunst
03. Zooey Deschanel
04. Ellen Muth
05. Anna Faris
06. Audrey Hepburn
07. Lauren Graham
08. Kate Beckinsale
09. Sarah Polley
10. Geri Halliwell
11. Riki Lindhome
12. Joanna Newsom
13. Anne Hathaway
14. Regina Spektor
15. Nathan Fillion
16. Christina Ricci
17. Stana Katic
18. Kari Byron
19. Meg Ryan
20. Kristen Bell
21. Jenny Lewis
22. Neko Case
23. Mila Kunis
24. Karen Gillan
25. Christina Hendricks

somewhat annoyed that i forgot sandra bullock, and i cannot believe i forgot gillian anderson. :-\
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #220 on: June 29, 2011, 11:06:25 AM »
Well, fuck then, why not just replace the flower with a big dick, for crying out loud.
I'll be the 'stand in' ;D

You mean the "stand up".

HEY-O!
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #221 on: June 29, 2011, 11:25:55 AM »
This is how I like to remember Anna Friel

Cul de sac girlie action, you know, before Beth karked it.  I used to have the lovely if chaste poster of her that Sky Magazine put out with their naked issue one year, it was, special.

OK my list

1.   Emily Blunt
2.   Amy Acker

3.   Gina Torres
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4.   Kanak "Konnie" Huq
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5.   Sigourney Weaver
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6.   Helena Bonham Carter
7.   Stephanie Courtney
8.   Tamara Taylor
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9.   Cree Summer
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10.   Nicola Bryant
11.   Emma Stone

12.   Louise Wener
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13.   Anne Hathaway
14.   Michelle Trachtenberg
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15.   Alyson Hannigan
16.   Lily Cole
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17.   Shannen Doherty
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18.   Michaela Conlin
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19.   T. J. Thyne
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20.   Annie Clark
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21.   Paul McGann
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22.   Sophie Ellis Bextor
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23.   Katy Perry
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24.   Emily Deschanel
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25.   Danielle Fishel
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #222 on: June 29, 2011, 11:46:58 AM »

Why is she blowing on the flower? It's not a dandelion gone to seed.
I don't care why she's blowing on it, it's really hot somehow.
Maybe it's the firm grip on the stalk.. :P
Mwah hah hah, very subtle.  :D To continue with the dirtiness, she better be careful or she might
get some of those seeds on her face! Be careful you don't get KAKKE Anna!
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #223 on: June 29, 2011, 12:08:14 PM »
25.   Danielle Fishel
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CRAP I can't believe I forgot Topanga.

I'll have to put together a list of "Honorable Mentions" for people I should have included, but it'll probably be longer than my official list, heh.

Which I've misplaced and will have to dig up.
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #224 on: June 29, 2011, 12:43:50 PM »
I'm glad that Megan Fox didn't make anyone's list. I'm so sick of hearing about how she's TEH MOST SEXXIEST WOMAN TO EVAR BE!