List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes

[TeamRAD]

I didn't even know who Morena Baccarin was at first. Firefly, that explains it! 

Amy Adams was adorable in Sunshine Cleaning.

[mrbasehart]

I'm surely not the only one who notices it?



She looks one of the characters in Beetlejuice who gets sprinkled with that powder.

[TeamRAD]

Holy smokes, she does!

[MontyServo]

Here is my list:
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7. Sunny

Is that Sunny Leone?  If so: yeah, she was gorgeous til she got water balloons.

Nope.   I meant the former WWE performer.

[Johnny Unusual]

1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Kate Miccuci
3. Amy Adams
4. Inara George
5. Sarah Silverman
6. Eva Gabor
7. Bjork

At least one of mine made it on.  (Wait, did Amy Adams make it?)  My list is pretty weird, I know.  My number one is the example of what I would want in my girlfriend: someone who is just as fun as a friend as they are as a lover.  I'm really more into funny ladies, as you can see and Kate Miccuci is certainly that.  Hearing her on various podcasts makes me realize she's funny and cool.  Amy Adams is just so sweet but doesn't have that unapproachable feel a lot of the other actresses have.  Inara George is the lead of the two man band the Bird and the Bee and I have a thing for girls singing old fashioned music.



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I'm not a fan of all of Sarah Silverman's work (I become less interested when it is scatological), but she is very funny and after hearing her on quite a few podcasts, she seems like a fun person to hang with.  And she's hot in a Homestar Runner shirt.



I recently saw Green Acres for the first time, and while it's pretty weak (though it has more positive attributes I would have thought), Eva Gabor is very watchable and lovable playing a foreign buffoon and animal savant.



I know, it's weird to put this one off after she got put through Lars von Trier's wringer (Dancer in the Dark is an amazing movie, but stay away from sharp instruments after watching the movie), but she has an ethereal beauty to her mix with a great voice, a kind of creepy childlike enthusiasm and a certain je ne sais quoi.

[D.B. Barnes]

Very interesting top ten with some unexpected inclusions.

#10 - Phoebe Cates
Oooh. Phoebe Cates! That's probably an oversight on my part but I guess it's one those that goes far enough back  to where you kinda forget about it. Although I did include Marsha Brady, which is a full-on childhood crush.

#9 - Jessica Alba
She definitely has the ability to look very hot. Although that's not the best picture her. Considered, but passed over.

#8 - Morena Baccarin
I only know her from V, and she barely looks like that photo on the show. The really whitened her up! She's good looking, but there's something about her that kinda creeps me out. Maybe it's her character on V, what with all the crazy eyes and sinister looks.

#7 - Joel McHale
Although I didn't put him on my list, I'm a big fan of McHale. Both The Soup and Community are two of my favorite things on the tube.

#6 - Jewel Staite
#5 - Nathan Fillion
That's interesting. I would've thought that if anybody made the list from Firefly/Serenity, it would've been Summer Glau who I find to be an incredible hottie. Did anyone watch The Cape? She's amazing looking on that show. Quite possibly the only reason worth watching it.

#4 - Alyson Hannigan
#24 for me. I think she's awesome, super cute and funny. I too have a feeling she would be incredibly fun to hang out with.

#3 - Zooey Deschanel
She's another one I considered and can definitely bring the cuteness on occasion. She looks great in that little music vid, but what the hell is going on in that picture? Bush baby lady looks like she contracted dengue fever.

#2 - Christina Hendricks
Well, what can you add to this? She's a bombshell, plain and simple. For me, this is the current face (and body) of sex appeal. #1on my list and the I'm pretty sure the highest any of my number one picks have placed.

#1 - Natalie Portman
I think Natalie Portman is beautiful, when she doesn't weigh 80 pounds. I guess this just another one where I have issues with her personality.

The only really glaring omission for me is Grace Kelly. I challenge anyone to watch Rear Window and not develop a crush on her.


What a beauty!

Anyway, here's my list:

1. Christina Hendricks
2. Kate Winslet
3. Emilie de Ravin
4. Amanda Seyfried
5. Tiffani Thiessen
6. Mandy Moore
7. Grace Kelly
8. Alyssa Milano
9. Drew Barrymore
10. Mila Kunis
11. Alison Brie
12. Alicia Silverstone
13. Natalie Wood
14. Jenna Fischer
15. Marisa Tomei
16. Maureen McCormick
17. Parker Posey
18. Seth MacFarlane
19. Elizabeth Banks
20. Audrey Hepburn
21. Winona Ryder
22. Jon Hamm
23. Rose McGowan
24. Alyson Hannigan
25. Emma Stone

Great job Monty! This one was a ton of fun.

 

[TeamRAD]

I fucking hate Natalie Portman.  She's such an utter cunt in every interview I've ever seen her do.

I am not a fan of Natalie Portman either and groaned when I saw she was #1. But oh well....

[TeamRAD]

I fucking hate Natalie Portman.  She's such an utter cunt in every interview I've ever seen her do.

I am not a fan of Natalie Portman either and groaned when I saw she was #1. But oh well....

Wow, we have the same opinion on something? Stunned!

...hahaha. 

I'm sure you and I share the same opinion regarding the political madness in Wisconsin right now, too.

[Russell]

I can't believe this list! What the Eff is wrong with some of you?! Seth Macfarlane?! Brian Blessed??? Alicia
Silverstone?! What... THE EFF? Any of you guys ever witnessed the hawtness that is Gemma Atkinson?! Seriously, guys
my mind=blown. Then again... I am kicking myself for leaving the booty-full Kari Byron off my personal list.

Now I don't find Natalie Portman all that sexy, but I guess I can understand why, I mean who doesn't want
to dock his boat in Natalie's port, man?

Here's my list of hot hotties

1.   Christina Hendricks
2.   Dana Delany
3.   Heidi Klum
4.   January Jones
5.   Natasha Henstridge
6.   Scarlett Johannssen
7.   Jennifer Love Hewitt
8.   Monica Bellucci
9.   Erin Cummings
10.   Eva Green
11.   Gemma Atkinson
12.   Bridget Marquardt
13.   Angelina Jolie
14.   Salma Hayek
15.   America Ferrera
16.   Olivia D’abo
17.   Wendie Mallick
18.   Bitty Schram
19.   Marg Helgenberger
20.   Rosanna Arquette
21.   Jeri Ryan
22.   Adriana Lima
23.   Catherine Bell
24.   Adrienne Barbeau
25.   Charlize Theron

[TeamRAD]

Now I don't find Natalie Portman all that sexy, but I guess I can understand why, I mean who doesn't want
to dock his boat in Natalie's port, man?

*raises hand*

I'd much rather masturbate to my my top #24 than dock my boat into her port.

[LucasM]

Very interesting top ten with some unexpected inclusions.

#8 - Morena Baccarin
I only know her from V, and she barely looks like that photo on the show. The really whitened her up! She's good looking, but there's something about her that kinda creeps me out. Maybe it's her character on V, what with all the crazy eyes and sinister looks.

#6 - Jewel Staite
#5 - Nathan Fillion
That's interesting. I would've thought that if anybody made the list from Firefly/Serenity, it would've been Summer Glau who I find to be an incredible hottie. Did anyone watch The Cape? She's amazing looking on that show. Quite possibly the only reason worth watching it.

#4 - Alyson Hannigan
#24 for me. I think she's awesome, super cute and funny. I too have a feeling she would be incredibly fun to hang out with.

Anyway, here's my list:
13. Natalie Wood

For Morena - check HER out in Firefly/Serenity!  Then you'll know why she made enough lists to crack the top 10.

And I agree on Summer Glau being a hottie (she made my list).  I actually have an autographed pic of her signed to me, personally. *sigh*    And yes, other than Summer, there was nothing else redeeming about The Cape.

Interesting that HALF of the top 8 crush-people got 'big' from Joss Whedon shows.    Clearly the guy's got taste!

Oh, and with your list, I think you are the only other person to have had Natalie Wood on yours, other than me.  She is such a classic beauty that is timeless (i.e. if she were 'new' right now, she'd still fit right in, where some other 'classic' actresses would look - well - 'out of place', even if gorgeous).

[wurwolf]

Great job, Monty, and this is no reflection on you, but that was a very dissatisfying list (except for the inclusion of Colin Meloy in honorable mention -- thanks for that!!). I either didn't know or couldn't stand most of those bitches. My only consolation is that fugly Cameron Diaz didn't make the list.

My list:

1. Colin Meloy
2. John Denver
3. Peter Tork
4. Matt Smith
5. Kurt Russell
6. Shaun Cassidy

And if I was strictly sticking to the criteria which I originally intended, truly the list would be two people long -- Colin Meloy and John Denver. I did think of two that could have been added but I just forgot -- Sean Connery and Fred Willard. Gosh, Fred Willard should have been #3.


Edited because I wrote "unsatisfying" and that's wrong wrong wrong.

[Asbestos Bill]

Made it
Really surprised didn't make it

Jewel Staite

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Amy Smart

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Cindy Wilson — Half of it's the voice (same goes for Kathleen Hanna since they have the same singing style), but check her out in the video for Private Idaho (stage left, white dress):

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Elisabeth Shue

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Sarah Neufeld — Cute violinist for Arcade Fire

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Cynthia Watros — Libby on Lost

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Kim Deal — of the Pixies and The Breeders, of course.

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Kathleen Hanna — Frontwoman of Bikini Kill, Julie Ruin, and Le Tigre

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Sonya Walger — Penny Whidmore, along with Desmond, the most consistently compelling character on Lost

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Nancy Sinatra — Are you ready, boots?

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Charlize Theron

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Karen Allen — The sole redeeming factor of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and still pretty cute after 20 years. Should've been higher on my list, not that it would've made a difference.

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Carrie Fisher

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Martha Vickers — Bacall's character's flirtatious younger sister in The Big Sleep

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Ingrid Bergman — of Casablanca fame

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Franka Potente — It's more in the way she acts for this one, I think, but I remember being slightly obsessed with her after Run Lola Run and The Princess and the Warrior

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Natalie Portman — Now that I've blocked Padame out of my head, I can start seeing her as a decent actress and a not completely vapid individual.

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Milla Jovovich

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Michelle Rodriquez — Even though she's kind of cheapened her own look by using it so many times as the exact same character, and even though I'm still mad at her for bailing on Lost...

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Kirsten Dunst

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Jason Bateman — Was I seriously the only one?

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Edward Norton

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Ewan McGreggor — Who looks a lot like an English Jason Bateman

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Steve McQueen — The man is a legend

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Edit: I was the only one flagged as spam. I must be doing something right  

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

farrah faucet didnt make the list did she

[Asbestos Bill]

I fucking hate Natalie Portman.  She's such an utter cunt in every interview I've ever seen her do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOVq_UL48o0