I enjoyed the Rifftrax immensely ("Conan O'Brien!" still gets me every time.), but the actual movie left me a little confused. Could someone clear up a few issues for me?
1. How did Vin Diesel make all his money? It seems that all he did all day was destroy other people's cars, have bitchin' parties, and play video games. Is there some type of Rad Federal X-Treme Financial Assistance program in the US that I'm unaware of?
2. Where did the anarchists get their money? Did they have a criminal empire, or are Red Army pensions far more generous that reported?
3. Finally, where did they find the giant Kindersurprise egg they got the sub out of? I could certainly use a 10-meter long egg full of chocolate. Yes indeedy.