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Offline LucasM

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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2011, 10:05:46 PM »
Anyone on Glee or in the High School Musical franchise:

"Would you all just sit the fu¢k down and shut the fu¢k up?!  I'm trying to study!"


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To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2011, 12:25:17 AM »
Antagonist:  "I won't tell you my plan."  <shoots protagonist squarely in the middle of the forehead>
To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2011, 10:28:43 AM »
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2011, 05:21:47 AM »
Hamlet: "Maybe I should just take a xanax and lie down."
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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2011, 08:52:47 AM »
Hamlet's Father's Ghost: Crap, my idiot son is wandering around talking to himself about existentialism. AGAIN. Fuck it, I'm just going to haunt my traitorous brother myself!



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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2011, 09:10:02 AM »
SHERLOCK HOLMES: Actually, Watson, your theory sounds much more plausible than what I was going to say.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2011, 02:15:40 PM »
Jay Gatsby:  Actually, Daisy's kind of a flake.  Maybe I should sell my house and go live on a beach somewhere.
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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2011, 03:08:58 PM »
Rhett Butler:  "Screw you, Scarlett - I'm keeping the house!"
To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2011, 03:11:11 PM »
elwood p dowd:  People suck. 


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2011, 04:55:39 PM »
A Dalek:Hello sir would you like to donate some money to the red cross fund for helping flood victims?


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2011, 05:15:25 PM »
A Dalek:Hello sir would you like to donate some money to the red cross fund for helping flood victims?

I could see them saying that if they were trying to deceive people like they did in Victory Of The Daleks.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2011, 10:58:47 PM »
Han Solo, being lowered into carbonite: "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2011, 08:03:22 AM »
Kevin Smith: Man, I put way too much dialogue in this script.  I don't have to explain everything to the audience.  They can probably work out a few things without having me to explicitly tell them.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104


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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2011, 08:42:10 AM »


Samwise Gamgee: I love you, Frodo, and I want your ring. No, not the gold thing...



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Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2011, 09:07:07 AM »
FEMALE CHARACTER IN A SITCOM:  What my husband said was extremely insensitive!  On the other hand, maybe I'm overreacting.  Maybe I'm just taking things out of context.  Perhaps I should consider his side of the story before I make any rash judgements.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104