I learned that you can fly to Italy on a moment's notice (I'm sure Bella already had a passport, she's so on-the ball... and beautiful in her red, er, flannel), steal a bright yellow Porsche, and then inexplicably be seen driving the same car later when you're back in Washington.
Because there certainly wouldn't be any questions asked when you try to ship the car from Italy to the US. You know, questions like, "do you own this car?" and "why was this car reported stolen?" and "are you kidding me?"