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Offline Thrashalla

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New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« on: October 15, 2010, 01:25:37 PM »
WARNING: This short contains actual footage of a pig being born. All of the bits and everything. Only for a short moment, but you have been warned.
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/behavior-domestic-pigs


You can't underestimate the importance of a good title.  What would "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" be if it were called "Some Stuff That Good People Do Good"?  Or if "Who Moved my Cheese" had been called "How is this bottle of EZ Cheez empty already?  I just bought it yesterday!" Or if "Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould" had been called "G. Gould: Sexecutioner"?

Actually, we probably would have gone to see that last one...Anyways, the point is, titling your work of art is in itself an important art form.  Or, shall we say, it was, because with our latest RiffTrax short, the perfect title has been achieved.  We present to you: Behavior of Domestic-Pigs in a semi-natural Pig-Park.  It has everything: unnecessary capitalization! Unnecessary hyphenation!...um...pigs!

Yes, pigs, everyone's favorite raw material for bacon, finally are the subject of their own short.  But these are not the lovable pigs you're used to.  These are rough and tumble semi-natural pigs that make Hogzilla look like Babe, and make Babe look like some sort of high voiced, sheep-befriending wuss!  You'll never look at your breakfast ham steak the same way again after you watch two boars butt heads in a vicious dispute over some semi-natural turf.  And you'll abandon your ham steak altogether as you excuse yourself to go vomit in the bathroom once you witness the horrors of a pig process known as Parturition.  Fortunately, a bewildering Scottish narrator is on hand to confuse the issue even further.

Mike, Kevin and Bill riff this one from the confines of their own semi-natural Pig-Park, which they have entitle Xanapig.
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/behavior-domestic-pigs
« Last Edit: October 15, 2010, 01:29:15 PM by Thrashalla »
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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 01:28:32 PM »
All of the bits and everything.

Bacon bits! HA!


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 01:31:34 PM »
i do believe this is the first NON-American education short we've ever had..




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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 01:33:53 PM »
I'm glad it's not about those foreign pigs.....    ;)


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 01:35:13 PM »
i do believe this is the first NON-American education short we've ever had..

Cork Crashes and Curiosities had an Irish narrator.
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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 02:05:48 PM »
i do believe this is the first NON-American education short we've ever had..

Cork Crashes and Curiosities had an Irish narrator.

And wasn't one of the shorts Canadian?  Something about cooking.  I'm blanking right now.....


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2010, 03:30:17 PM »
you're right.. my bad...




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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 04:26:52 PM »
......had been called "G. Gould: Sexecutioner"?

Who is supplying the GWAR references as of late??
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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2010, 05:51:09 PM »
Reminds me of Tale of Moose Baby. But without the "Tale of" aspect.


...and technically also without the "Moose Baby"


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2010, 06:17:34 PM »
 :clap: for the "How Not To Be Seen" reference and the Al Pacino pig.  This was one of the best shorts in a while.


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 08:58:29 PM »
PARTURITION!


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2010, 08:02:43 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but when I read the title, I hit the add to cart button so fast I almost broke my clicker finger. No way you can lose with a title like that.


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2010, 08:39:21 PM »
Stupid delicious pigs


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2010, 04:57:27 PM »
"Firmly allocated teets."

Thank you Rifftrax, I'm now turned on by the same short that features pig vagina...


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Re: New Short "Behavior of Domestic-Pigs" Available Now!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2010, 08:42:24 AM »
Hey mom!  This park is only semi-natural.