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Offline Pak-Man

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What did we learn?
« on: February 04, 2007, 01:45:41 PM »
There is truly much that can be learned from this movie.

I learned the true definition of pain. And that balogne sandwiches will save the day. :^)


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2007, 02:00:52 PM »
I learned.....

Moms hold grudges if you refuse their offer of sandwhiches.
Eddie Rabbit is mean.
Never trade houses with people who act weird.
Never RV with thin, hairless teens.
Always inspect green food for pee if freckled kids are nearby.
If you name your movie "Trolls", you better, by god, delivery a troll or two.
The Devil, surprisingly, likes coffee a LOT.
Never cast the local high school drama teacher as your lead witch.
Willie McGee is not widely regarded as a handsome man.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2007, 02:28:49 PM »
Whenever you're traveling to a new town, it might be a good idea to wile away some of the trip by writing down the name of your destination backwards. You know... just in case.





p.s. Might as well check for crappy anagrams while you're at it. I'm sure there's a city somewhere whose name, rearranged properly, spells "Hacked To Pieces."
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2007, 02:38:22 PM »
i learned how not to make a movie.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2007, 03:07:41 PM »

   I learned that, contrary to popular belief, druids are weird, over the top, and try to turn you into plants every chance they get. Oh, and they decorate their houses with Stonehenge.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2007, 03:49:53 PM »
I learned that 9 out of 10 people won't notice giant piles of green goo all over their food, but will notice that pee has magically appeared on it (time was still stopped when he did the peeing.)

I learned that in some families, parents think you can solve major psychological trauma with yelling.

I learned that vegetarians are all evil.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2007, 04:02:03 PM »
I learned if I ever get attacked by Goblins I can just punch them in the face.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2007, 05:26:55 PM »
I learned that I can do "really cool" dance moves while practicing in front of a mirror while wearing a Garfield Nightie...all the while my dead Grandpa is watching from the mirror.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2007, 06:30:47 PM »
I learned that no matter how closely a cob of corn and sex are related, Mike would never stoop to a "corn-holing" joke.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2007, 10:38:59 PM »
 I learned that arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........that (sighs) this movie is really painful. I also learned that casting the local dentist as the father of a film is a bad idea.
Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2007, 08:58:32 AM »
When using fantasy beings in your movie, it's OK to call them something else to increase audience recognition even if you don't have any in your movie.  So if you have a Griffin in your movie it's OK to call it a Pegasus or a dragon because it has four limbs and wings.  Who's gonna know or care?
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2007, 09:15:27 AM »
I learned:

Horny teenagers love raw corn on the cob.

Bad actresses love Aim toothpaste on their corn.

Father's of bad movies have the power to button up their shirts in between shots without using their hands.

Hot, sweety joggers love warm, clumpy milk.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2007, 12:46:14 PM »
Militant Vegetarians hate bologna.

And love mothers.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 07:46:12 AM »
I learned that you can not piss on hospitality. Dad won't allow it.

** tightening belt so I don't feel the hunger pangs **


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2007, 07:51:41 AM »
I learned that popcorn kills.  Maybe.  Actually, I'm not sure what I was supposed to take away from that.