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Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« on: September 25, 2010, 07:52:48 PM »
I... can't think of any offhand. I rarely remember any after just one viewing unless I specifically drop everything and make note of it.

So, I'll add a few of mine after I watch it again. However, I expect the rest of you to be able to tell me your favorite lines, even though I can't do it myself just yet.

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I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2010, 08:06:02 PM »
Ok, and FIGHT!

The whole song medly was just hysterical.



And because I can't resist:
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2010, 08:44:33 PM »
Coach: "So this is your little detention buddy?"
"(Expletive deleted) buddy actually."

(When Gabriella runs out of the gym): "See ya later, if you're down for an American Beauty thing!"

"It's mulatto Carrot Top!"

"Look! A Tony award!"

"Remember boys, if you're in the shower when an elderly female faculty member enters the locker room, it's hilarious. Hooray for double standards!"

"And he burnt his eyes out with his pastry torch later that day."

"Teleporting. What a diva."

"Quickly! To our box of retarded hats!"

Mulatto Carrot Top: "So how was your vacation Ms. Darbus?"
"IT WAS VERY EROTIC AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU."

"My quirkiness!"

"I liked GWAR's cover of it better."

Wade, I think, the creepy old janitor: "Maybe if I just sang a song, my daughter could get braces! HUH?!?!?"

"Even the hardened viking warrior there has fallen under their spell!"

"NYEEERRRRR (airplane noises) ratatatatatatatata (machine gun)!" - During the final song

All in all, a great riff, not my favorite, but I'll come back to it a few times over, I'm sure.
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2010, 09:16:09 PM »
"Look! A Tony award!" might have been my favorite.

I liked all of Bill's lines for the weird piano girl. "I'm shocked!" "I'm flabbergasted!"

One line I expected but didn't get was the dad saying "Son..." and they guys completing it with "I am disappoint."


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2010, 11:31:14 PM »
Okay, I made myself a pre-synced copy, which is lots easier to pause and make notes of the especially good lines. I'm gonna watch it again now, so I should have a list in a couple hours. As it is, when I was testing it to make sure it all combined okay, I came across:

"They're offering advice on how to be cool! Let's just keep that in mind."

and, when they show the fat chick:

"Ricky Lake cosplay?"

and

"From this guy to Kelly!"

I gotta stop and watch this from the start now, because I think I just quoted three consecutive lines. Which is telling of how good this one is.

DAMMIT! Another one while I was typing this:

"Nine-year-olds LOVE songs based around old Latin phrases."

"The most badass cello solo that did not involve the phrase 'YoYo Ma's drunk again.'"
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2010, 11:48:00 PM »
Just finished watching it. Man that was a good RiffTrax.  The GWAR and GG Allin references were pretty funny and unexpected. The "Wade The Janitor" bits were good. My new favorite word "bumfuzzled"
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 11:58:14 PM »
I liked the part where the guys misheard "Bacon" in the lyrics.


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 01:27:27 AM »
Okay, I took notes this time:

"Abstinence educators now give out recordings of this to prevent sex."

"Ah, high school. Where would 70% of all movies and TV be set without YOU?"

"1. The hag's been collecting cell phones for two minutes and she still has her's OUT!?"
"2. The SMART girl."

"What's up, Token?"

"Her other search results all say NSFW... oh my!"

"Adorable nose tickling; that is CLASSIC jock behavior!"

"Hey, nobody's singing, nobody's dancing, what the hell kind of high school IS this!?"

"SHAME! I wanna look like a douchebag!"

That whole Short People medley they did. I loved when they would do that on MST3K, where they'd start singing a song that sort of went with the ambient music. I do that myself sometimes.

"Stop singing about HAVING each other!"

"My quirkiness!"

"Trouble with the boyfr-rrrr-rother?"

"The Disney Channel, where high schoolers repress secrets like 'I like the cello', and not 'dissecting the pig fetus gave me a boner.'"

"I keep expecting her to call Pepperment Patter 'Sir.'"

"His hats have done more harm to mankind than heroin."

"Ooo, she could start for the Clippers."

"And yes, I keep a framed photo of your dad with me at all times."

"Yeah, but I'm CUTE! Got any role models that couldn't double as Dick Tracy villains?"

"This whole singing thing is making the whole school whack."
(That's a line from the actual movie, not a riff, but it makes me laugh just the same.)

"Something has interrupted our mincing!"

Bill-"I think I've got a new pre-Rifftrax routine!"
Kevin-"Well, you already have the pink, sequined bathrobe."

"Remember, this is a DOUBLE-ELIMINATION game!"
(nice callback)
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 06:25:23 AM »
I did like the all the jokes about the drama teacher being a man. The "corn is grass" call back. The very first joke about whatsherface's nude pics, Bill's stern "DO NOT GOOGLE!".
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 06:48:22 AM »
I did like the all the jokes about the drama teacher being a man.

If you like that kind of joke then might I refer you to every single Rifftrax. 
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 09:32:02 AM »
*black kid walks by* Hey Token.

...Reaction.....  Reaction...?

They make his hat out of bowling shoes?

Hey.  How ya doin'?  I'm your new stalker.  See you tonight.

"You decided to sign up for something?" 
Yeah, Mop Club.  The first rule of Mop Club is, well, mop.

The guys replacing the songs during the audition scene with their own song choices.

QUIT SINGING ABOUT HAVING EACH OTHER.

The hair in my ears is now singed.

Trouble with your boyf......rother?

They're giving advice about how to be cool.  Think about that.

They're pandering to the anti-homework crowd.

From this guy to Kelly.

The live action Burger King Kids Club.

The Disney high school dirty secret.  'I like rap' instead of 'dissecting the dead pig gave me a boner'.

Let me paw near your breast, quickly exciting any dads in the audience.

Was the bad Photoshop job really necessary?  You couldn't find a picture of the star basketball player playing basketball?

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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2010, 11:26:24 AM »
This was the first RiffTrax in a long time, possibly ever, that I didn't get to see through to completion, because I was on my honeymoon.  Sounds funny though, it will be fun to watch one where I don't know what is coming.


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2010, 11:39:57 AM »
This was the first RiffTrax in a long time, possibly ever, that I didn't get to see through to completion, because I was on my honeymoon.  Sounds funny though, it will be fun to watch one where I don't know what is coming.
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 01:25:52 PM »
Pretty much all of my favorite lines have been accounted for except "Disney finally sues Disney!"
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 05:55:17 PM »
Loved the jokes during the "status quo" song. Just awesome riff after awesome riff.

Plus I loved the finale janitor line, "You damn kids quit dancing on my floor! I wanna be home in time for Man vs, Food."
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