Quote Someting! 2: Part Deux ex Machina

[Johnny Unusual]

In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.

- Andy Worhol

[Darth Geek]

"We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!" - Frozone, The Incredibles

[kodiakthejuggler]

"I don't want to hear about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage!! Tell me how you're keeping Insuracare in the black!! Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hard Luck and Sally Sob Story THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL!!"

Mr. Hupf
The Incredibles

[LBeria]

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.'  ....It is notable that a future edition of The Encyclopedia Galactica fell through a wormhole in time, and its entry for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.'" -- H2G2

[Johnny Unusual]

"There is no heresy or no philosophy which is so abhorrent to the church as a human being."

- James Joyce

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

~ Captain Oveur
Airplane!

[Tripe]

A hungry feeling
Came o'er me stealing
And the mice were squealing
In my prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! To start the morning
The warden bawling
"Get up out of bed, you! And clean out your cell!"
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the screw was peeping
And the lag was sleeping
As he lay weeping
For his girl Sal
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

On a fine Spring evening
The lag lay dreaming
And the sea-gulls were wheeling
High above the wall
And that auld triangle went jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

Oh! the wind was sighing
And the day was dying
As the lag lay crying
In his prison cell
And that auld triangle went jingle-bloody-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

In the women's prison
There are seventy women
And I wish it was with them
That I did dwell
Then that auld triangle could go jingle-jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal

-  Brendan Behan

[Johnny Unusual]

"Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull away. They don't look at your face. They don't try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness to it."
- Jenna, Waitress

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

The moral reality of war is divided into two parts. War is always judged twice, first with reference to the reasons states have for fighting, secondly with reference to the means they adopt.... The two sorts of judgment are logically independent. It is perfectly possible for a just war to be fought unjustly and for an unjust war to be fought in strict accordance with the rules. But this independence, though our views of particular wars often conform to its terms, is nevertheless puzzling. It is a crime to commit aggression, but aggressive war is a rule-governed activity. It is right to resist aggression, but the resistance is subject to moral (and legal) restraint. [This] dualism ... is at the heart of all that is most problematic in the moral reality of war

MICHAEL WALZER, Just and Unjust Wars

[Johnny Unusual]

    (The Avengers wake up hanging naked by ceiling chains)
    Spider-Man: Yep. We're naked.
    Spider-Woman: They couldn't leave our underwear on?
    Spider-Man: I wasn't wearing any.
    Spider-Woman: Why wouldn't you be wearing underwear?
    Spider-Man: I chafe.
    Spider-Woman: (pause) I want off the team.

New Avengers Vol. 1 #5

[Johnny Unusual]

For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but nevertheless a town of people, people who died.

- Col. Edwards, Plan 9 from Outer Space